The 2017 Alabana Senate election between Doug Jones and Roy Moore feels like the 2016 a presidential election all over again.
I have to choose between a “give everything to everyone but the people who pay a shit load of taxes” Democrat and a crazy, sex offending Republican.
Why oh why Lord are you doing this to me again?
Is this punishment for not participating in last year’s horns of a dilemma?
The election is a month away.
Can you please send me a sign of who I should vote for?
You could smite the unworthy one, which probably means both (which by the way is alright with me).
This is intolerable.