The woman was given her marching orders after her havoc-wreaking hog began walking up and down the aisles. Even attempts to strap it to an arm rest failed to settle the farmyard animal on the flight from Connecticut.
According to Wikipedia:
Service animals are animals that have been trained to perform tasks that assist disabled people. Service animals may also be referred to as assistance animals, assist animals, support animals, or helper animals depending on the country and the animal’s function.
I am getting the small hint that people are starting to abuse the whole Service Animal thing. Therapeutic pigs? I reckon if you need to search for truffles at your destination or have a sudden urge to have some “supportive” BBQ, you may need a service pig.
Other than that, just hire Rosie O’Donnell. No, wait. She will also run up and down the aisle, squealing and being the obnoxious creature she can be. Just get a chihuahua.
“Emotional support animals, comfort animals, and therapy dogs are not service animals under Title II and Title III of the ADA”
Well, well, well. And it makes sense too.