This life sentence starts with the right ingredients. 

When the officer spoke at Rojas’ sentencing this week, he pulled out a bottle of the personal lubricant K-Y Jelly, the Florida Times-Union reports. “I brought a little gift for you,” the officer told Rojas, according to Action News Jax. “You will need it where you are going. ”Rojas, now 21, was sentenced Wednesday to life in prison for trying to kill the officer and his son, News4Jax reports. Rojas was also convicted of two counts of aggravated assault, one count of grand theft auto and one count of fleeing or attempting to elude police.

Source: Florida cop says man who shot him will need K-Y Jelly in prison | Miami Herald

With that face, you can be sure he will be biting that pillow a lot. I do believe some kids have not realized that Grand Theft Auto and similar video games do not properly represent what happens in real life…specially to your bunghole if you go to prison.

Oh well.

Hat Tip Keith G.

One Reply to “This life sentence starts with the right ingredients. ”

  1. One more example of why you should carry if you do not do so already. The SOB came out shooting, so he deserves every day in prison.

    Too bad the three hits the other officers got were not fatal.

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