I’m having a real hard time making up my mind on the Jones/Moore election tomorrow.
I guess this whole mongoloid cluster fuck is my fault. I didn’t want to choose between Hillary and Trump so I didn’t vote*. I knew which way Alabama was going to go so I chose plausible deniability.
*Because of a comment, let me clarify. I hated Hillary Clinton. There is no doubt about that. I did not like Trump as a candidate, and as a President he does things that I find face-palm worthy embarrassing. Mattis was a great decision, so was Gorsuch. I know the media blows everything he does out of proportion, but I believe when he’s in that position he shouldn’t give them any more ammo to use against him. Then he goes to Twitter and shits the bed. Sure “he fights.” But he fights like a 12 year old, and it is unbecoming of a president. Since I knew how Alabama was going to go, I had the luxury of being able to say “I’m not voting for that.” If I lived in a swing state, I would have voted and had a strong drink afterwards.
The Fates had other ideas.
They decided to stick me with a choice that is worse than Trump/Hillary and is on such a knife edge that every vote matters.
Do I go with a potentially, under-age-grab-happy, jackass who will vote the way I want on some key issues in the Senate, but has the potential to cost Alabama jobs?
Do I vote for the (supposedly moderate) Democrat who might not cost of jobs but is as firm on the issues as a beer-shits turd? Oh yeah, he eschewed from the Bernie Sanders wing of the Democrats party. Fan-fucking-tastic!!! He’s not a full fledged, honeymoons in Moscow, thinks Pravda is true, fucking communist. That’s radical for the Democrats now?
I don’t know.
Then the Barack Obama robo-calls start coming in.
MOTHERFUCKER!!! That is the last son-of-a-bitch I want to hear from right now. That piece of shit has being doing nothing but denigrating the United States since he left office. He had the balls – actually I’m pretty sure his wife has the balls, she just lends them to Barack – to imply that Trump is Hitler while giving a speech.
Fuck voting for Jones, if Obama is endorsing him I wouldn’t piss in his mouth if his teeth were on fire.
This situation is a god-damned, shit-show, disaster.
Everyone’s eyes are on Alabama and the more national attention we get the worse it is.
Cory Booker, the same motherfucking Senator from New Jersey (and former mayor of the US’ 6th most dangerous city) who was a character witness for Senator Bob Menendez in his corruption trial, was down here campaigning for Jones.
Whose brilliant fucking idea was that?
“I, the man who testified that the other Senator from my home state who ripped off Medicare for millions and helped get his buddy’s girlfriends visas was a good guy, thinks that Doug Jones is the right guy for your state.”
Obama? Booker? Why not bring Franken and Weinstein to Alabama to tell us how great Jones is? Is the Devil ready to endorse him too?
Do these people think that they are helping? Are they retarded?
If Alabama elects a Republican child molester it is BECAUSE the Obama and Booker came to give Jones a boost, not in spite of it.
Everyone who isn’t registered to vote in Alabama really needs to fuck off out of our state right now. All they are doing is shoveling road-kill and old tires into this dumpster fire.