I thought my last post about the Alabama special election was the last one that I would make. I guess not.
The 2017 Alabama special election can’t stop being a color reversal of the 2016 Presidential election.
2016: There was no way a Republican with no political history could win a national election in the US. Except that Hillary, will all her scandalous history was the worst piece of garbage the Democrats could pick.
2017: There was no way a Democrat with no political history could win an Alabama special election. Except that Moore, will all his scandalous history was the worst piece of garbage the Democrats could pick.
2016-2017: Totally blown away by the fact that she lost, Hillary had to evoke every half-baked conspiracy theory to explain why Trump won, to the point where everybody but the most die-hard HRC supporters want her to go the fuck away.
2017-2018: Totally blown away by the fact that he lost, Moore is to evoking every half-baked conspiracy theory to explain why Jones won. Moore is filing a complaint to challenge the results of the special election with the help of a JFK conspiracy theorist. Everybody but the most die-hard Moore fans want him to go the fuck away.
Hillary: “I can’t just stop proving how much of a piece of shit I am and why I deserved to be defeated.”
Moore: “Hold my beer.”
The next time I hear about Judge Roy Moore, it better be that he has been forced to take the long walk into the cursed earth.