I’m a grown ass man

Once upon a time, having a guy’s night involved hot wings, beer, and a movie that featured both gratuitous nudity and wanton violence.

Now a guy’s night involves chicken nuggets, tater-tots, chocolate milk, and a movie about a talking race car.

I swear, I’m a grown ass man.

I’ll prove it… right after I finish building this thing out of Legos.

3 Replies to “I’m a grown ass man”

  1. But soon, you’ll be able to teach them the classics- “Where Eagles Dare”, “The Great Escape”, “The Longest Day”, “Kelly’s Heroes”, and other movies featuring John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson, and so on.

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