When you find out that a person eating at a Chinese restaurant takes her fortune cookie fortune seriously and then her cookie doesn’t contain a fortune, what do you do?
The right answer is:
You tell her that it means she’s going to die soon. If she had a future, she would have a fortune, so no fortune means no future. It’s only logical.
Bonus points if you can get the other guys at the table to back you up on this like it is a well known fact.