I saw somecooment in Twitter and I thought it was The Onion at first… nope.
Two Marjory Stoneman Douglas students were arrested Tuesday for bringing knives to school and a third is being evaluated for making online threats.
Meanwhile, a school deputy has been suspended for sleeping on the job after being caught by a student on Monday evening, according to the Broward Sheriff’s Office.
The student notified a sergeant patrolling the school that Deputy Moises Carotti was asleep in his patrol car, said Veda Coleman-Wright, a spokeswoman for the sheriff’s office.
The sergeant knocked on Carotti’s window to wake him up, she said. Carotti was suspended with pay while an internal affairs investigation is launched.
Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel said he was disheartened to learn of the allegations against Carotti.
I am joking about the Democrats renewing calls for a new rounds of “Assault Weapons” Ban, then again I would not be surprised if they did and our GOP legislators would come up with some stupid legislation to soothe the animals. In the meantime, BSO keeps demonstrating its incompetence, Sheriff Israel still has a job and same for the school superintendent and the school board members.
If the real-life joke was not bad enough, when I clicked on the article and started reading, a video came on and… it was accidentally illustrative to my point.
I swear, Florida and anything related to it is 100% surreal and then some.