In Response To Growing Number Of Fistfights, London Mayor Bans Hands – Babylon Bee

LONDON—In response to a recent outbreak in fistfights, London mayor Sadiq Khan announced Monday a sweeping ban of hands in the city, effective immediately.

 “No excuses: there is never a reason to have hands in a modern, civil society. Anyone who does will be caught, and they will feel the full force of the law,” Khan said at a press conference announcing the new policy during which he revealed that he has had his own hands surgically removed as a good-faith move to jump-start the new regulations.

In Response To Growing Number Of Fistfights, London Mayor Bans Hand.

Babylon Bee is a satire website and that “Fauxticle” is funny as hell, and it brought to mind this:

The way things are going in England, truthfully I would not be surprised if it happens.

Hat Tip Kevin C.

2 Replies to “In Response To Growing Number Of Fistfights, London Mayor Bans Hands – Babylon Bee”

  1. This wouldn’t surprise me on the least with that London mayor being a fan of aloha-snackbars. He’s almost got the Londoners on sharia law, and that is just a skip and a hop away from hand chopping.

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