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Brown dwarf story intro scene draft

The water rushed out of the mouth of the pitcher at a steep angle, missing the glass only a handspan below, and spread across the Commander’s desk.

“Oh shit!  I’m sorry Commander.”

The Cadet put down the pitcher and glass and started looking around for something to sop up the water.  Finding nothing, he attempted to corral the spreading puddle with his hands.

The Commander opened a drawer and pulled out a standard PVA zero-gravity hygiene towel.  He handed it to the younger officer.

“Thank you, sir,” the Cadet said.

He ripped oven the plastic bag, unfolded the towel, and began mopping up the mess.

“Coriolis forces will get you every time” the Commander said, with no hint of annoyance in his voice.

“What sir?”  The Cadet said, while continuing to deal with the spill.

The Commander continued affably.

“Coriolis forces.  It an inertial force that affects objects in reference to rotating bodies.  They are why, on Earth, hurricanes spin counterclockwise and southern hemisphere cyclones spin clockwise.”

“Yes sir.”  The Cadet sounded as nervous as he looked, clearly shaken by the faux pas of not being able to handle the normally pedestrian task of pouring a glass of water in front of his new commanding officer.

“Cadet,” the Commander continued in an avuncular manner.  “What do you know about this station?”

“I read what as provided in the assignment brief, sir.”

The Commander made a noise, somewhere between a sigh and a chuckle and continued.

“This station is located on one of the most extreme places in the galaxy that we can put living beings.  This station floats on the surface of a brown dwarf. Brown dwarfs are often called ‘failed stars’ and are technically classified as ‘sub stellar objects.’  They are between a gas giant planet, like Jupiter, and a star, like our sun.  They have more mass than gas giant, and consequently more gravity, but not enough to sustain nuclear fusion like a star. The brown dwarf we are on now has a mass roughly forty times that of Jupiter but only twelve-percent larger in diameter.”

The Cadet ’s eyes widened at this, the implications of what he just learned dawning on him.

“Then sir, how can we be here?  The gravity should crush us.”

“Yes, it should, but this is a fast-spinning brown dwarf.  This station is neutrally buoyant in the upper atmosphere of the dwarf were the rotational period is seventy-five minutes.  We are experiencing enormous centripetal forces; so much so, that if the star rotated any faster, it might actually come apart.  Those forces balance against the gravitational forces so that at the equator, you will experience one-point-one to one-point-two G’s.  That’s well within a healthy human’s ability to handle.”

“But how does that explain” the Cadet paused and looked sheepish for a moment, “this.”  He finished by waiving his hand over the damp spot on the desk in front of him.

“Like I said, Cadet, Coriolis forces.  If we were exactly at the equator, they would not exist.  Depending on the sub-stellar currents, there are perturbations in our equatorial path.  We vary our position a little bit north or south of the equator.  As we do, the Coriolis forces become more intense. The apparent gravity doesn’t always pull straight down.”

“Is that why I had trouble walking earlier?” Asked the Cadet.

“Precisely, but don’t worry you will acclimate to that as well in time.  In the ancient days of an exclusively seafaring navy, sailors would have to get used to the constant rocking motions of the ships they served on.  It was called ‘getting their sea legs’.  Soon enough you will get your dwarf legs.”

The Cadet let out a brief coughing laugh.

“I think you need a better name for that, sir.”

The Commander grinned.

“You’re probably right.  Let me give you some friendly advice Cadet.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Until you start to get a feel for the gravity variations, sit down to pee.  My first day aboard station I was standing at the head and pissed entirely down my left leg.”

“This,” the Commander continued, addressing the wet towel and desktop.  “Pales in comparison to having to report to attention soaked in piss from thigh to ankle.”

The Cadet’s face went pink as he tried to suppress a laugh.  Such commanding officers who would try to ease in a Cadet on training assignments were rare.  Cadets often told horror stories, passed down from generations of graduating classes and rumors traded at reunions, of senior officers who treated the young men and women with a single pip like little more than dirt.  For a commanding officer to share both such valuable advice and a self-debasing anecdote was a refreshing change from what he was prepared to experience.

“Commander, if I may, why station people here at all?”

“Because, Cadet, this is a location of strategic importance.”

“But that’s what I don’t understand sir.  This station is lightyears from any habitable system in the middle of a galactic dead spot.”

The Commander leaned back in his seat, put his elbows on the armrests, interlaced his fingers, and rested his hands on his belly.  He took a moment to size up the young officer sitting across the desk from him.

“You are familiar with the Alcubierre drive, are you not, Cadet?”

“Yes sir, it’s what drives faster-than-light ships.”

“Not exactly,” the Commander said.

“Faster-than-light travel is not possible in the strictest sense.  All ships are still bound by relativistic physics.  The Alcubierre drive distorts space-time around the ship so that the ship itself is traveling sub-light speed relative to the space that it is in.  The ship, however, is traveling at super-luminal velocity relative to a stationary point of reference.”

“The net effect is faster-than-light travel between two points,” the Cadet replied.

“It’s often referred to as faster-than-light, and yes, for practical purposes it is, but understanding the functionality is important to understanding why this station, and the stations like it are of strategic importance.”

“How so, sir?”

“Tell me, Cadet, what do you know about how A-drives work?”  The Commander believed deeply in the Socratic method.  To do well, a man must be able to apply logic and think is way through any problem before him.  This conversation presented a prime opportunity to see if the young officer before him could measure up to the challenge. The Commander began to take on a professorial demeanor.

The Cadet sat up straight in his chair, the perfect picture of the attentive student.

“Well sir, a ship contains a deuterium fueled high pressure laser fusion reactor.  That reactor powers the sub-light drive and a supercollider.  The supercollider creates strange matter, and that strange matter makes the ship go faster than light.”  The Cadet quickly corrected himself.  “The strange matter distorts space-time for an FTL jump.”

“Correct,” acknowledged the Commander.  “What is the most important regulation when plotting a course using an A-drive?”  The commander asked.

“An Alcubierre drive jump is not to be performed inside the heliopause of a star system.”

“Verbatim from the field manual,” the Commander said.  “But can you tell me why.”

“Ummmm….”  the Cadet droned.  He was puzzled.  He had been diligently trained to follow protocols, not question them.

“Think about what you are doing during a jump,” prompted the Commander.

“You are folding space time.”

“Using what?”

“Strange matter.”

“And that is doing what.”

“Creating gravitational bubble around the ship.”  That last point sounded more like a question than a statement to the Commander.

“And…” the Commander’s voice dragged on the enunciation of the word.

“And if you create a space-time gravitational distortion in the orbital path of a planet you could disrupt the orbit of that planet.”

“Correct.”  The Commander gave the word an approving tone.  “That is why A-drive jumps are only allowed between systems, not within them.  But between star system, how car can a ship jump?”

The Cadet thought for a second.

“To the next system, usually, never more than a few lightyears at a time.”

“Yes,” the Commander said.  “But again, why?”

“Fuel capacity.  It takes an enormous amount of fuel to power the A-drive supercollider.”  The Cadet practically spat out the answer.

“Yes, it does take a lot of fuel, and yes, that is a limitation, but theoretically a ship could carry more fuel and travel further.”

The Cadet was dismayed, he thought his second answer would be correct.

“When your ship is in a jump, what do your forward sensors display?”

“Nothing,” the Cadet said quickly.

“Why?”

The Cadet sat there with a glazed look on his face, staring at the Commander.

“Tell me about long range sensor systems.”  The Commander wanted to give the young man a chance to figure this one out.

“Well sir, there is radar and lidar.”

The Commander looked like he was about to say something.  The Cadet wanted to prove to the Commander that he wasn’t stupid and rushed to finish his thought before the Commander had to give him another hint.

“Radar and lidar both use electromagnetic or light waves.  If you are traveling faster than light, you are traveling faster than your sensors.  You are flying blind.”

“You are flying blind,” repeated the Commander.  “Exactly.  So how do you know where you are going.”

“The ship’s course is determined before the jump from telemetry data provided by jump stations.”

“And welcome to a jump station, Cadet.”  The Commander said beaming.

“Cadet, did you ever do one of those trust building exercises where one person wears a blindfold and has to negotiate an obstacle course using directions provided by a partner who can see?”

“Yes sir, that’s a frequent exercise when assigned to a new practice squad.”

“That, Cadet, is essentially the way interstellar navigation is conducted.  Inside of its space-time bubble, a ship is blind.  It navigates in short jumps through mostly empty interstellar space using telemetry data provided by jump stations that have highly accurate maps of local regions of space, only a few cubic lightyears in size.”

The Cadet felt like he should be taking notes.  He was supposed to be reporting for his first training assignment but his it was more like the classroom time he had as a cadet.  The Cadet noted the irony that the Commander’s causal lesson was far more informative the many of the formal lessons he had from his instructors

“Tell me, what do you know of the history of the Mississippi River?”  The commander’s question was such as shift in topic from the field of interstellar navigation that it caught the Cadet off guard.

“Nothing, sir,” the Cadet replied quizzically.

The Commander shifted his weight and continued in a tone as though he were reminiscing.

“During the heyday of steamboat traffic on the Mississippi River, the river changed so much due to local weather conditions that one navigator could not know the entire river.  Steamboat captains would bring aboard a navigator who knew the river between two ports to chart the course of the steamboat.  At the next port, that navigator would disembark, and a new navigator would come aboard for the next length of river.”

The Cadet began to understand where this anecdote was going.

The Commander continued.

“Times have changed, the ships have changed, and this is not the Mighty Mississip, but the principle is similar.  Each jump station maintains a careful watch of the objects in its region of space and can predict their trajectory with great accuracy.  We plot courses through our region of space, provide that information to the ships that pass through our region of space, navigating them during their jump, and handing them off safely to the next jump station.”

“That makes sense, Sir, but why is this station of such strategic importance?”

“What is the regulation about A-drives in star systems?  You said it earlier.”

“An A-drive jump is not to be performed inside the heliopause of a star system.”

“So, what is the best location to place a jump station to plot interstellar courses?”

“In interstellar space.”

The Commander and Cadet settled into an informal, conversational tone.  This was not a commanding officer grilling a subordinate but experienced man, a mentor, passing on his knowledge and wisdom to the next generation.

“Rogue brown dwarfs are one class of interstellar object.  They have no natural satellites and do not constitute part of a star system.  They, along with rouge planets provide a location with natural gravity to establish a jump station in the interstellar medium.  It is precisely because we are, how did you put it? ‘lightyears from any habitable system in the middle of a galactic dead spot’ that this station is strategically important.  What is the average distance between stars?”

Once again, the Commander had a unique way of ending a thought with a question that seemed to be a non sequitur.  The Cadet made a mental note to be prepared for these sudden shifts in conversation.

“I believe, sir, about five light years.”

“That’s the general answer given, but the more accurate answer, considering space in three dimensions, is roughly one star per cubic parsec.  Jump stations placed in the interstellar medium between stars optimize our ability to navigate between systems.  The number of interstellar rogue objects that have the right conditions to put a jump station on are rare enough that when we find one it is worth the risk of placing one there.”

I’m trying to write more

I’m trying to write more fiction.  In THE OFFICIAL ALPHABETICAL LIST OF AUTHOR SUCCESS, I’m somewhere between U and S, with aspirations of N or M level success.

Honestly, if I ever write something and sell enough of it to take my wife on a dinner date to the Olive Garden, I’ll consider that a success.  If my sales cover not just the food but two glasses of wine as well, I will have exceeded my wildest dreams.

Larry is right about a lot of things, writing is work.  I have a day job, one that I really like, and have no desire to quit.  (To be honest, I think if most of you knew exactly what I do for my day job, you’d be sorely tempted to quit your job and do what I do.)

But between this blog and my day job, Grammarly has me at about 20,000 words per month.  The idea of coming home and diligently slamming out another 20,000 words in my after-hours isn’t all that appealing.

Also, I fucking suck.  I live my life in the Dunning-Kruger trough and I read a lot.

I write, I read what I write, I hate what I wrote because it doesn’t measure up to what I feel like I should be able to write, I delete it, get discouraged, and don’t try again for another week or two.

I am absolutely convinced that there is no way I can put out 50,000 words of this shit, and even if I did, nobody would want to read it anyway.

I just have a few ideas in my head for stories that appeal to me that I’d like to share.

My top three are as follows:

I have an idea for a supernatural zombie story that is heavily inspired by the book Dracula.  It takes place during the Civil War in Louisiana.  The villain is a bokor (evil voodoo shaman) who is an escaped slave.  He is reanimating the dead soldiers to terrorize the local townfolk and plantation owners in revenge for his enslavement.  The group that has to stop him is a mixed bag, a Confederate Officer, a wounded Union Officer, a house slave who is also a voodoo shaman, but a good one, and a few others I haven’t quite figured out.  The house slave shaman would be the Van Helsing of the group.  There is plenty of room for friction and character development within the group, all while fighting zombies with Civil War era weaponry.

A story about a metallurgical consultant who discovers in a failure analysis that the failure wasn’t incidental but deliberate.  The villain is using science to sabotage aircraft in ways law enforcement cannot detect before it happens.  I got really focused on the technical with this one and the villain sort of sucked.  I had an idea recently for a new motivation that I think is better and I might go back to this one again.  I was inspired heavily by a terrible movie (based on a book I’ve never read but should) called No Highway in the Sky.  It’s notable only because it’s the only story I know of that has a metallurgist as the hero.

The third, and most recent is based on a Tweet thread by author Travis Corcoran about fast-rotating Brown Dwarfs.  I have no plot but have been enjoying some world-building while practicing writing horribly shitty dialog.

So… fuck it.

I’m going to start posting drafts because otherwise, this shit will never see the light of day.

 

The law of unintended consequences is about to bite NY in the ass

NY Will No Longer Prosecute Children Under The Age Of 12

Children under the age of 12 will no longer face arrest and prosecution for virtually all crimes in New York under a bill signed into law late this week by Gov. Kathy Hochul.

The bill signed by Hochul raises the lower age of the state’s jurisdiction for juvenile delinquency, a move that will prevent those under the age of 12 from arrest except in the case of a homicide.

When the new law takes effect in a year, the lower age will be increased to 12. It’s a move that many criminal justice reform advocates had been pushing for years, noting that children of color are affected at a disproportionate rate.

Across the state, at least 800 children under the age of 12 were arrested by police in 2019, according to the Legal Aid Society. In New York City, about 90% were Black or Hispanic.

Every gang in New York is gonna rush to recruit 10 and 11-year-old kids to be drug mules, traffic illegal guns, and shoplift.

It’s going to be off the wall violence and criminality by children.

But fewer kids will be in juvie so New York will consider it a win.

This is why people fucking hate lawyers

I will give Andrew Branca credit where it’s due for what he’s done in the legal defense world for gun ownership.

We owe him a great deal for that.

Outside of that narrow field of expertise, fuck him 100%.

Whenever I (or Miguel or any other gun blogger who isn’t a lawyer) write about gun related legal issues, we always preface it with IANAL (I am not a lawyer).

I have never seen a lawyer ever preface an opinion with IANA[X], where X is whatever the expert is on the topic on which they are opining.

Take this thread from his Twitter:

 

And that is only part of it..

NASA other nations’ space agencies, and a number of private space companies are throwing an army of engineers and scientists at this nut to try and crack it.

I know, I was one of them.

I was working on thermal spray of boron and boric acid for radiation shielding.  Boron and hydrogen are some of the best shielding elements against cosmic radiation.

But some lawyer sarcastically explains on Twitter why it will never work so we should all just quit, pack up, and not bother with deep space exploration.

And the fact that I was applying my materials engineering PhD to this is no different than some 30-something woman looking at her douche bag boyfriend saying “I can fix him.”

I know enough to know that my amateur opinion on a topic of just that, an amateur opinion.

Lawyer, especially this lawyer, need to learn that same fucking lesson.

New York ringing in the new year with its brand

 

Multiple NYPD officers stabbed with machete near Times Square

Multiple New York City Police officers were stabbed by a suspect wielding a machete just blocks away from the New Year’s Eve celebrations in Times Square.

The incident occurred around 10 p.m. at West 52nd Street and 8th Avenue on Saturday, a source from the New York Fire Department confirmed to FOX News.

At least two officers were stabbed in the incident, including a rookie cop on his first day on the job.

And this is why I avoid crowds and stay the fuck home for new years.

 

Remember, it was just a conspiracy theory

 

They were never going to identify pedophiles as a protected minority class…

then decriminalize pedophilia on the grounds that it is discriminatory just like bans on sodomy were discriminatory against gays…

then teach pedophilia in sex ed in schools.

No, that’s just the crazy shit Right Wing bigots and Nazis said on QANON forums online.