Man swallows a bag of cocaine…

From MetroWest Daily News:

“He made a quick movement to the center console, and there was small baggie with a white powder in it,” Brandolini said. “He immediately made a movement to put it in his mouth…He made a quick movement to the center console, and there was small baggie with a white powder in it,” Brandolini said. “He immediately made a movement to put it in his mouth.”

.. yep, you can tell.

I still like them dumb like this.

MIAMI (WSVN) — A suspect is in critical condition from a self-inflicted wound, after trying to elude police.

Family and friends gathered at Jackson Memorial Hospital and prayed that Bonilla will survive his self-inflicted wounds. “He shot himself in the head. It went through and it stayed in the back of his head,” Bonilla’s friend, Selvin Lumbi said.

And he couldn’t even get that right…. I did say Dumb, didn’t I?

2010 Census: I feel so much better now.

Well, in another shinning example of government excellence, it seems that the Census Bureau has hired an unkown number of felons to come into your houses and take census. Nothing like government-sponosored canvasing of potential targets to make me feel all warm fuzzy.

I don’t know you, but come Census day, I will invite my Census taker to sit outside my house over a nice glass of lemonade and I will then decide the amount of info about my household I am willing to share.  There is no way in hell i am letting anybody from the Census Bureau inside my home.