— Michelle Goldberg (@michelleinbklyn) January 28, 2022
J.kb’s Killdozer and Woodchipper Emporium is now selling tar kettles and feathers.
When your school board decides to mandate permanent N95 masking of kindergarteners, nothing indicates your objection like a good tar and feathering.
Our tar kettles and feathers come in three sizes, a five, nine, and fifteen member boards. If your board has in between, just purchase the next size up and return the unused feathers for a partial refund.
If you mention this add, you can get 50% of a rail to run them out of town on.