My son’s preschool will microwave a student’s lunch, or lunch items, if a parent puts a note on it.

My son announced that he wanted a cheese sandwich for lunch.  So I toasted some bread, buttered it, and assembled a sandwich with Kraft Singles, butter side out, in a microwave safe container.

It should make a perfectly acceptable facsimile of a grilled cheese sandwich come lunch time and 30 seconds in the microwave.

The note that I put on it, however, was rejected by the wife.

I have been informed that I can start putting “silly” notes on the boy’s lunches when I start picking up the boy from preschool and meet his teachers face to face.