1. According to them, the Right consist of a bunch of overly uptight puritans frightened of sexuality. It’s their version of brandishing a Crucifix towards a vampire- we’re supposed to cower and run and suppress our dirty sex urges.

   While we are in danger of blindness due to excessive eye rolling, we don’t have the same “OMG! Triggered!! SafespaceReeeeeeee!” reaction to things we don’t like.

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   1. Not to be confused with of a bunch of overly uptight puritans frightened of sexuality and a crescent moon instead of a crucifix because those assholes will slice their throat

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2. I thought the rally was supposed to be in the UK, not San Francisco?

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   1. That is the UK… Like SanFran but with warm beer and funny accenys

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      1. True story.
         F. , one of my lady’s friends, went to London on vacation with his fella. They were having a drink in a bar when a local came up to them, said “Ah-American visitors!”, and began to chat.
         Eventually F. asked the guy how he spotted them as Americans so quickly . The local said, and I quote: “Why, your teeth. “

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         1. I have heard that too. Apparently even clean teeth are something strange in the Old Continent.

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3. Not a single giant papier mache puppet head to be seen. How can these amateurs expect to throw a proper demonstration without giant puppet heads?
   Bloody wankers.

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4. Someone needs to tell them that Rocky Horror Picture Show was a parody, not aspirational.

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