Message from Con Security (Lawdog): Please stay off the mezzanine for a bit. The alpacas and the sheep raided the armory of the 501st, and are currently reenacting ‘Romeo and Juliet’ up there.
Jonna Hayden and Rita Smith, please stop providing ‘Period Correct’ costumes — it’s not helping.
Jim Aepilot, please drop by Con Security regarding someone switching out the 501st replica blasters for the real thing.
It goes downhill from there. Go read the whole thing and consider this a beverage warning.