8 Replies to “The ultimate Florida Man news item.”

  1. I wept because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no arms.

    So I said, “Hey, man, got a deal for you. If you give me your shoes, I’ll give you this pair of scissors that you can use to stab tourists!”

  2. I can’t wait for this guy to attack another person and get shot by a CCW, because the headline “Unarmed man shot by permit holder” write themselves.

  3. The tourist should have run like the wind, on feet of eagles wings. Or scissors, whatever you find to be the fastest.
    You have proven that it is true that all of the weirdo’s live on America’s coastal regions. The east and the west, and as we see now, the south as well. I live in Michigan, but the only coast we have where I am at, is Lake Michigan, and I am about 15-20 minutes away. But it is fresh water, not salt water. There must be a difference. Because while we have our share of nuts, especially near Detroit, it is nothing like the other 3 coasts.

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