Yesterday I saw this Tweet from FiveThrityEight:
— FiveThirtyEight (@FiveThirtyEight) November 18, 2018
Today I see this headline in The Washington Post:
This is text directly from the article.
The CDC told consumers to throw away any romaine lettuce they may already have purchased. Restaurants should not serve it, stores should not sell it, and people should not buy it, no matter where or when the lettuce was grown. It doesn’t matter if it is chopped, whole head or part of a mix. All romaine should be avoided.
“This advice includes all types or uses of romaine lettuce, such as whole heads of romaine, hearts of romaine, and bags and boxes of precut lettuce and salad mixes that contain romaine, including baby romaine, spring mix, and Caesar salad,” the CDC said. “If you do not know if the lettuce is romaine or whether a salad mix contains romaine, do not eat it and throw it away.”
Trump’s CDC has banned salad from Thanksgiving dinner.
This means that California Liberals won’t be able to enjoy their favorite Thanksgiving side dish, with vegetarians and vegans hardest hit.
This is a true Thanksgiving miracle.
Make Thanksgiving dinner great again!!!