So a bit of conversation from the work day:
Some useless dipshit Lefty activists sent out a Tweet begging the UN to deal with Trump.
I guess this half-baked turd assume that the single most effective military in the world, under the command of Secretary of
Defense Offence James “Mad Dog” Mattis would roll over for a bunch of Pakistani blue helmets and let Trump be taken to The Hague.
But lets say for a second that happens. How many red state Trump supporters would flock to DC or wherever for the opportunity to shoot blue helmets?
We all know this.
So now we’re sitting around at lunch discussing this when someone makes a very astute point.
“The real question is ‘how many blue helmets will die with their dicks in their hands?”
“What are you talking about?”
“Shooting blue helmets just standing around won’t be much fun after a while. What you want to do is wait until one goes off to take a piss, then pop him.”
“There has got to be an ‘achievement unlocked’ for hitting one who’s popped a squat to take a dump.”
“One point for a Blue Helmet, two for an NCO, three for an officer, double that if you get him with his pants down.”
“That’s one hell of a morale killer, get shot while taking a shit.”
“Just imagine a bunch of Peacekeepers trying to hold in the curry shits until the cover of darkness when they can go safely.”
“You’re not going to let them die with dignity, are you.”
“Nope, fuck em.”
Yeah, I know, we’re not normal.
It takes a very special breed of person to sit though years of classes in engineering, studying math and science, and then to end up in a room with some of the most hard ass people on the planet and say with complete seriousness:
“So you want a device that can fuck up an entire village AND be man portable? I love my job.”