4 Replies to “Why do you need an AR15 in Florida?”

  1. If that iguana-on-steroids is a large as it appears, need at least an AR-10. And a sledgehammer. And a machete.

    Maybe a flamethrower as well. 😉

  2. The lakes and rivers of Florida are just like the lakes and rivers of Alaska, you are no longer at the top of the food chain when you get near them.

    It’s the only place in America where you need bug spray AND a magnum revolver to keep from being eaten alive near the water hazard on a golf course.

    1. When I first arrived in Floriduh, a very wise man told me 2 things that are gospel for me:

      1. Always assume that any body of water in FL. with more than 2″ of water in it has gators.
      2. Get a good caliber gun or revolver and always carry it with you near any body of water in FL.

  3. When I lived in Florida we had a joke bet:
    “How many golfers will be killed by lightning versus how many golfers will be killed by gators this year?”

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