Actual ad on Craiglist.

$1 OFFERING PLACE TO LIVE (NW OF LAKE CITY)

Date: 2011-04-08, 10:25PM EDT
Reply to: hous-6cywk-2314103421@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I am in a position to offering a place to live for someone who is homeless or who is an ex con who is having a tough time due to the unjust laws of society. You must be able to adapt to living in the country/woods. I don’t have a mansion, not even close, but I do have a roof over my head, tv’s, ac and heat and plenty of room to flop. Age and sexual orientation doesn’t matter. I am basically just looking for companionship, and someone to help me out with housework. You must be able to accept living with cats and dogs. Being able to stir something up on the stove or grill would be nice too. You must respond very quickly if interested as I am sure this situation will be filled in a day or two. Send me an email and if you have a phone number send that too. Tell me about yourself. If you don’t have transportation I can pick you up.

You know this is going to be in an episode of America’s Most Wanted or The First 48.