First was Colbert:

.@StephenAtHome: "Today, the average gas price in America hit an all-time record high of over $4/gallon. OK, that stings, but a clean conscience is worth a buck or two. It’s important. I’m willing to pay $4/gallon. Hell, I’ll pay $15 a gallon b/c I drive a Tesla" pic.twitter.com/my8Ukya5rQ

— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) March 8, 2022

Now it’s Bette Midler:

I’ll happily pay more for gas for her. pic.twitter.com/MxUPgUnKYK

— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) March 11, 2022

Is there not one PR person on Hollywood calling up celebrities saying: “Look, I know you want to look like you are caring but the American people are really struggling with the economy.  Telling them to pay more in gas is a bad image and you shouldn’t do it.”

I’m starting to believe that this us Russian disinformation.

I can’t think of something that will turn the American people against Ukraine faster than doubling their gas and food bills and telling them it’s a sacrifice for Ukraine.

Just got this email from our chief diversity officer at the University of Michigan…and…they’re doing what now with anti-semitism? pic.twitter.com/8TKrD1TWNA

— Justin Joque (@jjoque) March 10, 2022

That’s not a typo, it’s a Freudian slip.

The Woke Left in campus hates Jews and has significantly increased anti-Semitism on campus unger the guise of anti-Zionism and pro-Palestinian rights.

An invasive species of spider the size of a child's hand is expected to “colonize” the entire East Coast this spring by parachuting down from the sky, researchers announced. https://t.co/Dnwer6RC8j

— Axios (@axios) March 9, 2022

Millions of bright yellow, palm-sized Joro spiders, native to East Asia, have invaded northern Georgia. pic.twitter.com/0z6rYQjK9i

— The Weather Network (@weathernetwork) November 1, 2021

Inflation is now costing average US household an extra $296 each month https://t.co/KaoshKQcb9 pic.twitter.com/AKcnJwq0Lw

— New York Post (@nypost) March 10, 2022

I actually see this as a win. Food shortages cause revolutions and there's no other way outta this mess. pic.twitter.com/RlIVdIaqKu

— Brian w/ an i (@WilhelmDerErste) March 10, 2022

The trucker ain’t wrong.

Also, I can’t entirely disagree with the sentiment of the Tweet.

I honestly have no idea how we reverse course on this.

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1502148018220371969

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1501794015552835584

I don’t know why the Left is hastening the breakdown of society.

I don’t think they understand what is waiting for them at the end of that road.

I am getting so much millage out of this meme because it’s exactly how I feel.

This is giving me a severe case of Poe’s Law dissonance:

There is an actual Metro UK article on this company.

Feminist organisation seeks support for state-of-the-art Vulva Spaceship design

Jasmin Mittag, Founder of Wer braucht Feminismus? and campaign manager of WBF Aeronautics, said: ‘Space is for everyone. With our mission, we prove to the world that gender equality even has a place in space.

‘We are not only inspiring space travel, but we’re also rewriting the gender narrative.’

There is also a Change.org petition to launch it.

Help us strive for gender equality in space with a revolutionary spaceship

So if it is a parody, it’s brilliant that got people to buy it as legitimate.

If it’s legitimate then STEM and space exploration is dead, and our societal rot us now terminally gangrenous.

I hope it’s a parody but I’m terrified that it’s not.