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Having fun with my kitchen lingerie

For Hanukkah my wife got me kitchen lingerie.

For those of you who don’t understand, it’s a term based on an old joke:

“Lingerie is a gift a man gives to his wife which is really For himself.”

Since I do the lion’s share of the cooking, kitchen lingerie is what we call fancy cooling appliances.  They are gifts for me which I use to make food for her and the rest of the family.

This year, I got a deep fryer.

I have been experimenting and made my own potato chips.

 

One of the tips I got was to brine the chips after slicing.

I brined them in a minute of kosher salt and a beef bullion cube, to give that beefy old-school McDonald’s beef tallow flavor.

Hot damn are they good.

I’m not sure if I’m ever going to buy potato chips ever again.

Next weekend I’m going to have to break out the deep fryer again and experiment some more.

California anarcho-tyranny

There are two definitions of anarcho-tyranny that I have found that summarize the principle perfectly:

A stage of governmental dysfunction in which the state is anarchically hopeless at coping with large matters but ruthlessly tyrannical in the enforcement of small ones.

And

Anarcho-Tyranny is a form of Dystopia where a state permits or encourages Anarchy Is Chaos in limited form, either out of laziness or some more malevolent motive, while decent people are suppressed.

This perfectly describes the State if California and is epitomized here in this interaction with California law enforcement.

 

These types of outlaw motorcyclist are a scourge.

But chasing them down and stopping them is difficult and dangerous work.

The guy who stopped is law abiding.

It’s much easier to be an officious jack-boot against a guy who stops at red lights than it is to catch real criminals.

On paper, when this cop fills out his report, he will get credit for enforcing the law.  That he ignored much more dangerous criminals to stop a guy revving his engine will not be factored into his performance review.

Real criminals are given free rein but the law abiding are stomped into submission and given citations they pay fines for to fill the government coffers.

This is, of course, antithetical to the way America is supposed to be.  This is the New America pioneered by California.

The secret ingredient to perfect French toast

Here is the secret to perfect French toast:

Blender

That’s it.

Eggs, cream, bread (I use a store-bought Challah), and powder sugar for dusting.

The secret is to mix the egg and cream in the blender (or with a stick blender) to liquify the mix and incorporate air.

That way it soaks into the bread and when it cooks, puffs up.

Fry on low-medium heat and done.

 

 

Degerating grandpa in Christmas ads

This is how fast and how far the degeneracy of Western Society has gone.

In the Western World, the Grandfather has a place of honor.

This dates back to ancient Rome with the Pater Familias, the “father of the family” who was the oldest living male in a household.

As recently as 2020 we respected the grandfather in Christmas ads.

 

Yes, it’s a little dusty now.  That’s okay.

This is not.

 

Now you’re angry and you’re pouring your J&B Whiskey down the drain..

The grandfather is wise and experienced and would not be indulging his grandson in such sexual degeneracy that would ultimately lead to his sterilization and the ending of his bloodline.

The grandfather would recognize this abhorrent social trend for what it is and not participate.

The grandfather would be a resolute and stalwart example of proud masculinity.

This degrades the grandfather.

This is an obscenity.

This is evidence that the whole purpose of this Leftist movement is to destroy the family as the bedrock of civilization.

 

Soviet style reporting on crime

In my last post, commenter Curby said this:

Show me the stats that prove those states have “5times” the “gun violence “… ny is a free fire zone. And again this shows how stupid liberals think we are that restricting honest citizens gun rights makes us “safer”… 🤢🤮🤮

The answer is, on paper they do.

The reason they do is pure Soviet style disinformation.

Simply, law enforcement doesn’t report the crimes.

They reduce charges, drop gun charges, don’t e enforce the law against illegal immigrants, etc.

So even though anyone with eyes can see the amout of gun violence that occurs, if there are no official reports, it doesn’t exist, therefore they have lower crime rates than Red states.

The NYPD has notoriously undercounted crime for years.

I expect one day every cop in NYC or LA or San Francisco to quit, and 911 dispatch shut down, and then the local government will say they have 0% crime because if there is no one to take the reports, it never happened.

It’s that simple.