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Very plausible short story posted on Twitter

This thread from this account:

https://twitter.com/FedUpGrump/status/1437466429457043471

Unrolled for your ease of reading and just in case Twitter makes it go away:

You’re a battalion commander in 2ID. For nine months you’ve been tasked with keeping I85 open between Portland and Boise.  It’s a ridiculous area for one battalion, but every maneuver unit in the military is tasked.

There is no rotation out on the horizon.  Your companies are strung out in platoon COPs across 500 miles of mostly remote highway.

Most of your HHC is in ad hoc platoons covering sectors as well.
The supply line is absolutely vital to keep the rest of your brigade sustained as it tries to secure Idaho.

Just as important is keeping it open westbound, to supply Portland, Seattle, and the areas in between. The insurgency played hell with the supply chain.  FEMA is rationing food and necessities in urban areas, and every load is needed.

Early on you mostly dealt with occasional harrassment and clearing logs from the roadway.  Turns out one guy with a chainsaw can snarl traffic through Umatilla National Forest for hours.  Tracking them on logging roads and ATV trails is a nightmare.

You quickly learned that if you sent out road crews without escort, they would take harassing fire immediately.  After one crew had their equipment torched and was forced to walk back in underwear, they refuse to work without a security element.

The problem is that when security is with the road crews, the insurgents just flex a few miles away and either create another roadblock, or sometimes hijack and burn a few loads stuck in the traffic.  They especially seem to love hitting your fuelers.  You’ve tried sending up UAVs to catch them at it, but they seem to have uncanny awareness of when you’re setting a trap and rarely bite.  Those few you do roll up are sent north to the massive camp near Moses Lake.  What you really need are SOF assets hunting the enemy while your forces hold key terrain. 

Unfortunately, those assets are stretched thin and hard to come by.
It doesn’t help that the army lost 35% of long tabs in the Vax Purge of ’21.  It also doesn’t help that half of 1st group is considered “politically unreliable” and is kept on Rear D at JBLM. Rumor is at least a dozen of those guys have up and vanished with their families, but solid info is kept close. You just know getting SOF assets in your AO is dicey. 

SOF aren’t the only ones with personnel issues. You left 28 natives of Oregon and Idaho on rear D, to avoid any conflicts. Just last month CID rolled up an E4 who was passing convoy manifests and schedules to an old battle buddy in Lakewood, who was passing it to the insurgents. 

Now your entire rear D is in segregated barracks and closely watched, and you’ve had to confiscate phones across the battalion.  Your soldiers get one monitored call per week to their families.  You’ve already signed 7 NJPs for guys who got caught with burners.  The best intel you get, at least at first, was from social media companies providing data based on algorithms that identified insurgent activity. 

The first round of mass arrests got hundreds. That dried up quickly, as they stopped using the platforms.  It also scooped up hundreds of people based on social media history who are being held without charges, and are a constant PR nightmare. You have family members at your CP every day demanding due process, though you have nothing to do with detainee ops. 

The biggest headache in your life, though, is the “volunteers”.  When the proud boys tried to make a stand in Vancouver, and were immediately crushed, hundreds of “antifascists” showed up to “help”.  You’ve been ordered to treat them as partner forces, but they’re worse than ANA.  Half of them wheeze when they climb out of their subarus, and the other half can’t hold high ready for more than 10 seconds.  They don’t follow orders, and after a few complaints about looting and some proud boy families going missing, the gloves came off locally.  They still won’t engage your forces directly, but any “volunteers” who leave the wire on their own are likely to be found nailed to a tree.  Of course local property crime and rape seems to correlate directly to their presence.  They don’t want to fight, but they’ll harass civvies. 

You get your morning brief and find that some of Idaho NGs missing Stingers surfaced last night and you’re down a chinook.  You thank your lucky stars that Americans with ARs can’t fight the military.

Possibly the dumbest thing at the Met Gala

I had to look up what a Grimes is, apparently, it’s a weirdo that has sex with Elon Musk.

As per her sword.

“It’s not a prop sword, I tried to pick it up and this is not really a one-handed situation,” she laughs. I reach out and touch the blade, which isn’t necessarily sharp, and certainly less dangerous than the materials from which it was forged. “The sword is based on a western European sword from the end of the Middle Ages around 1400,” Grimes reads aloud from a note on her phone. “…is a permanent piece of the Met’s collection, and the sword is also cast from a Colt AR-15A3,” she looks up. “It’s from these people who are getting people’s [guns] who don’t want to have their automatic rifles anymore, and are melting them down and making them perfect replicas of medieval swords, which I think is just so cool—I think it’s a beautiful thing.”

This is the group that made the sword, Guns2swords.

This is their manifesto:

CHRIS BURDEN WISHES HE’D SHOT HIMSELF IN THE NUTS LIKE THOSE 2ND AMENDMENT CLOWNS ON FACEBOOK DID. GUN CULTURE IS THE REALM OF THE ABSURD–LET’S MAKE IT THE REALM OF THE FANTASTIC.

WE’RE GONNA TAKE YOUR GUNS!! THIS PHRASE IS HARDWIRED TO THE FIGHT-OR-FLIGHT RESPONSE. GUNS2SWORDS PULLS A DIFFERENT PSYCHOLOGICAL LEVER: IF AMERICANS DEMAND THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS, PERHAPS A COOLER-LOOKING AND LESS DESTRUCTIVE ARM IS OUR ANSWER.

BEATING GUNS INTO PLOWSHARES ISN’T SEXY–BUT BEATING THEM INTO SWORDS? NOW THAT’S SEXY. GUNS ARE ONLY QUASI-PHALLIC, BUT SWORDS GO ALL THE WAY. LET’S REMOVE SOME AMBIGUITY.

AND SEX SELLS! WE PROPOSE THAT GUNS ARE A SYMBOL THAT CAN BE REPLACED BY A DIFFERENT SYMBOL WITHOUT LOSS OF SATISFACTION AND AT REDUCED THREAT TO OTHERS. GUNS2SWORDS SUBSTITUTES THE SYMBOL FOR THE REAL AND NEUTERS REALITY WHILE SALVING THE PSYCHE.

THE “SWORD GUY” AND THE “GUN GUY” BOTH LIVE IN FANTASY WORLDS. RIGHT-WING MILITIAMEN IN ILL-FITTING COMBAT GEAR WAGE WAR AGAINST IMAGINED OPPRESSION, JUST AS THE LARPING SWORD GUY FIGHTS MYTHICAL BEASTS. BUT THE GUN-TOTING WACKOS HOLD IN THEIR SWEATY HANDS AIMLESS DEATH FOR DOZENS. FANTASY LIVES IN THE MIND–AND OUGHT TO STAY THERE.

NON-MANDATORY GUN BUYBACK EFFICACY IS MIXED AT BEST. STILL, REMOVING GUNS FROM CIRCULATION IS NEVER A BAD THING, MERELY MORE OR LESS EFFECTIVE. CHEKHOV’S GUN HOLDS AS TRUE IN FACT AS IN FICTION: A GUN, ONCE INTRODUCED, WILL BE FIRED.

I do not have the wherewithal to break all the stupid in this down.  Suffice it to say that it combines every negative strawman stereotype about gun owners from the small penis to the LARPing militia into one idiotic rant.

There was a lot of dumb at the Met Gala but t his bullshit takes the cake.

When you live in a world of Dungeons and Dragons’ Fantasy.

I am not badmouthing D&D players, but only those who actually believe in the “nobility” and “moral superiority” of ancient weaponry like Self defense was some sort of Tolkenian quest extracted out of a game. @MalRoadkill sent me this nosebleed and I must share with the rest.

Let us begin:

Right out of the gate we can tell dear Alex has never seen, much less experienced true violence. Are all my enemies capable? the answer is YES! until proven otherwise. It is stupid to dismiss the capability of a human being to kill another because he has chose a life of crime or you believe yourself superior for some arcane training reason. You underestimate your enemy, you may be bound to the coroner’s slab. Arrogance is dedaly when it comes to Self Defense

The second thing we see here is that Alex believes there is no need to learn how to shoot. You have a gun, you are automatically Wild Bill or Jelly Bryce or Jim Cirillo and will project death with ease and disdain which leads me to believe Alex’s firearms knowledge possibly comes from TV and video games. The rest of us still have to train, still have to practice and even at my tender old-“ish” age, I need to take classes when I realize I suck at a particular skill set.

Let us continue:

First of all, yes you are insulting people with your faux airs of superiority.  Firearms are simply to operate while shooting properly and accurate is a skill that needs to be developed.  Are there people who shoot great naturally? Yes. Am I or you one of them? Hell no.

I will give Alex one thing: Basic Firearms’ skills take less time and physical effort than other defensive methods. The true advantage lies lost on him because he is probably a healthy male rather than a female or somebody not in the best of health. I can train somebody in a wheelchair to have at least a basic chance of survival against a bipedal predator with a handgun whereas I do not believe Alex can figure out how to come up with similar efficiency an impact or bladed weapon,

No, you just want people to defend themselves but only if you have the advantage. Guess what? We all want that and firearms provide us with that.  And as for “ But owning a gun isn’t just about defense” you are right, but not the way you think: It provides us with food, a hobby, a culture and even a political platform we share.  The harming or killing of those who want to inflict harm upon us is a byproduct of their actions and a consequence they must face for poorly choosing a victim with steel teeth and claws.

And yes, I freely admit it is convenient for me to have the right tool to survive a criminal. If you feel you must inconvenience yourself by defensing your loved ones with a melee weapon, have at it. I particularly like the idea of being across the room and deliver defensive firepower to stop the threat without me getting hurt. After all these many years, I am still partial about keeping as much as my blood safely inside my body.

Oh damn! We have us a real life Hawkeye! He must have them explosive rocket propelled arrow we see in the Avengers movies while doing the Samurai Zen archery shit. I believe the last time bow and arrow was used in organized warfare was in the 17th Century and after that, any culture that pitted B&A against firearms, lost brutally and were decimated. He is more than welcome to defend his life and the lives of his loved ones with such and inefficient system.   I chose to defend mine with easier and effective tools.

And we close with this bit of creative writing by a similar-minded individual:

My retort is a couple of old quotes:

“God made man, Sam Colt made men equal.”

And

1. Forget about knives, bats and fists. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. Bring four times the ammunition you think you could ever need.

30 Rules of a Gunfight | Updated for 2019 | Authentic Masculinity


PS: How do you conceal carry a bow and arrow?

Remember these videos

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1437559312222724103

 

For when, assuming he doesn’t die of natural causes before then, he wins reelection with more than his previous 81 million votes from mail-in ballots.

The point is to lord your powerlessness over you

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1437566054805524482

A Congresswoman making $174,000 per year, wearing a $12,00 dress, at an event that costs $30,000 per person to attend.

I must repeat, it’s not hypocrisy.

Hypocrisy requires going against one’s principles.

Being anti-rich is not her principle.  Her principle, like that of all Socialists, is to acquire power.  Her “tax the rich” personal is a tool that she uses to acquire power.  Using the anger and envy of the underclass to elevate her.  Like all Socialists, as soon as she has power she uses it to line her own pockets.  She is living according to her real principles.

And note that none of the people there are wearing masks.

New York is under a mask mandate.

That does not apply to the rich and famous attending the Met Gala in front of the cameras.

The point of all of this is to remind you constantly that you are just a poor peasant with no power who must be forced to give up your earnings and dignity to them on demand.

Mask Mandates for the Little People

But how they really behave when they think they are not observed.

And I believe vermin is too kind of a word.

When even New Yorkers are tired of your Liberal Dictatorship

#FJB has been trending in Twitter. In case you do not know, it stands for Fuck Joe Biden and the chant has been making its rounds in Football college games and other similar enterprises this past weekend.

Now, it is easy to dismiss this as a college trend that will probably go away after the midterms are over. But when you have common folk New Yorkers marching and chanting, then there is something else cooking slowly in the background. Die in the hard Democrats are not only violating De Blasio’s mandates but flipping off the “greatest President evah!”

I am wondering how long will it be till some enterprising Congrescritter introduces a bill that makes it a Federal Felony to insult an elected official. I have seen this repeated plenty of times across South America and believe Europe in a couple of places. We old heads know that criticizing anybody in power in the old USSR usually ended up with a forced trip to the Siberian Timeshares for 10 years or more.

And by the way: Fuck Joe Biden.