Manager: “I saw your new robot, what do you call it? Spot?

Engineer: “Yes sir, Spot.”

Manager: “Well it is creepy and disturbing, but it doesn’t exactly have that same ‘strikes fear deep into your soul’ quality that our other robots have.  Is there something you can do about that?”

Engineer: “Well, we have a design for an actuator arm that looks like a snake designed by the devil.  We can use that to give Spot a head.  Also, the devil-snake-arm-head will be able to open doors.”

Manager: *Piss starts running down his leg* “I think you are onto something.”

Engineer: “I’ll let the boys in assembly know.”