So I had another one of my patented bad ideas today (if I don’t tell you guys, who can I tell).
I’d love to get a bunch of butt plugs and package them up with some instructions, in boxes marked “medical supplies” and ship them to Syria.
The instructions should say (in Arabic):
Rectal Tourniquet
In case of traumatic injury to the lower abdomen, insert rectal tourniquet into anus to prevent blood loss through the bowel.
The only thing I can think of better than some ISIS terrorist dying a painful death from a gut shot are his buddies shoving a butt plug up his ass on the battlefield while he does it.
you know you can get those with a fidget spinner attached now….
You Sir are a bad bad man…….just what I needed after the day I had yesterday, a good laugh…..
Make sure that they are the larger or largest size “to better constrict the blood flow”. Supply sand (make that ground glass) laced lubricant.