DEAR HOME INVASION PEOPLE…

I’D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT GUNS SALES SET A RECORD IN MARCH.

IN ADDITION…THIS STAY-AT-HOME STUFF HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH THAT TEMPERS ARE GETTING A LITTLE SHORT…AND PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR ANY EXCUSE TO HAVE SOME EXCITMENT IN THEIR LIVES.

THIS MAY NOT BE THE BEST TIME TO GO BREAKING INTO PEOPLE’S HOMES. TRY SOMETHING SAFER…LIKE CLIMBING INTO THE LION PIT AT THE ZOO….OR KISSING RATTLESNAKES….OR PLAYING CHICKEN WITH A FREIGHT TRAIN.

What was that I read some time ago? “The front door is not there to protect me from you but the other way around.”