According to the Grand Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini:
Allah did not create man so that he could have fun. The aim of creation was for mankind to be put to the test through hardship and prayer. An Islamic regime must be serious in every field. There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious.
Apparently that list includes banging sexy robots.
“Annual sex robot convention is axed from London’s Goldsmiths university over fears it would provoke a terror attack by Muslim extremists” is a headline I never thought I would read in my entire life.
I’ve said before that it’s time robots should start carrying, and I really mean it.
When some people put on the “Draw Muhammad” thing in Texas, and it was attacked, the Jihadis didn’t make it through the parking lot.
I know that the UK has banned guns, but if someone can build a sex bod capable of throwing a 20,000 PSI punch into a Jihadi’s face… that should be good enough.
“Welcome to the Ayatollah approved sex robot convention, and in this booth we have the new goat ‘bot prototypes.”
The fear of an attack was spurred by rumors one of the bots was equipped with a hair-ray emitter.
ED-209 agrees, robots should start carrying.
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“When some people put on the “Draw Muhammad” thing in Texas, and it was attacked, the Jihadis didn’t make it through the parking lot.”