Spite Pillow Inc. Update
What are you willing to pay for a high-quality, sustainably-sourced, made in America by unionized workers pillow?
It’s not cheap to manufacture. Our competitors pay $2-$3 wholesale – we are looking at 10x that, minimum. And that’s before all other expenses.
— LeGate (@williamlegate) February 9, 2021
Wow, that’s an expensive pillow to manufacture.
Usually you are looking at a cost to price ratio of 10:1 or more. This will be a $200 pillow for sure.
We won’t have to answer this question because:
1. We don’t have investors we have to deal with & compromise company mission for
2. We will be holding sizable portion of pillow co treasury in #Bitcoin https://t.co/fkvgdX6nLX— LeGate (@williamlegate) February 9, 2021
Seems smart to hold inventory in a currency that varies wildly in exchange rate. Why not Venezuelan Bolivar or Zimbabwean Dollars?
Current team:
– Me & David
– CFO (Harvard Business School alum, expert in bringing companies from idea to 9-11 figure valuations)
– Director of Comms
– 2x: executive assistants (1 for me, 1 for David)
– Wev dev / design team
– Manufacturing operations & product design team— LeGate (@williamlegate) February 9, 2021
Super top down. All the important stuff is subcontracted.
We already have a fulfillment provider who can scale to over 1 million pillow deliveries / month. That is not the bottleneck.
Bottleneck is manufacturing capacity. We will sell-out our first batch & likely many batches following very quickly, possibly within minutes. https://t.co/7HVqj7NczG
— LeGate (@williamlegate) February 9, 2021
For a company thar is supposed to be selling a physical good, that is a huge bottleneck.
Great idea re: premium monogram service. Will discuss with manufacturing partner. Would be hand-done by a unionized American factory worker, but +$40 for this seems viable for worker comp + charity donation.
Anyone else interested? https://t.co/gHeqjXju67
— LeGate (@williamlegate) February 9, 2021
$40 for monogramming on top of a $300 pillow. Yikes.
We are exploring ways to offer employee savings accounts where we match every $1 they invest into Bitcoin to hold for their retirement.
I think it's an exciting possibility. CFO will look into it this week.
— LeGate (@williamlegate) February 9, 2021
They have an insane employee compensation package thought of but they don’t have a manufacturer that can meet demand.
In the process of getting social media handles transferred to us & verified. Hoping to have them by WaPo announcement @ 6pm ET.
If anyone at Insta/Twitter can help us expedite, please DM me! https://t.co/XCZvHIv7W3
— LeGate (@williamlegate) February 9, 2021
Also, I think we will be the first pillow company that has its own TikTok account.
— LeGate (@williamlegate) February 9, 2021
TThat’s far more important that having a reliable manufacturer, viable design, or raw material supplier. They got their social media nailed down though.
We also have a jingle being produced by some of the best composers and songwriters in the entire industry. Can’t wait to share with you all!
— LeGate (@williamlegate) February 9, 2021
This is a thing?
https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1359121931954446336
That is an obscenely low offer to a top tier designer. Like, holy shit, I know industrial engineers who that equates to about 45 minutes in billing. Thats not even a raw sketch. Slap a zero on that for a draft design for a moderate size company logo.
Logo started & completed this morning.
Manifesto finished.
Manufacturing specs under development.
Website underway…
6pm ET. pic.twitter.com/KmNPU8XqaC
— LeGate (@williamlegate) February 9, 2021
That’s what $200 gets you. A stock doodle. What the hell does that have to do with pillows or sleep.
I just did a Google image search for “science logo” and got a dozen similar logos. This is generic as fuck.
Gotta save money for the Executive Assistant salaries.
Also, they have a manifesto?
Website is almost complete.
Y'all better buy a million pillows so I don't have to keep working 100 hour weeks 😅
— LeGate (@williamlegate) February 9, 2021
Oh they are so fucked.
This is being run like an hyped dot com start up not a boring manufacturing company making a household good that most consumers select based on price.
For the cost of one of these pillows I can buy 10 at Costco and would prefer to have 10 from Costco. Is having only one pillow a law I’m not aware of because I sleep like a baby on a mountain of cheap pillows collected over the years.
I guarantee that they will sell out of their first batch order, almost exclusively to rich Leftists who want a virtue signaling gris-gris.
They will declare that a victory even though it folds after that because they are ridiculously top heavy and are selling $300 pillows.
I also bet that they will fuck over their supplier and leave them with unsold inventory that they ordered but didn’t pay for before they folded.
We shall see.
Florida Democrat Mayor gets all fascist.
BREAKING: At a press conference Monday, Tampa Mayor Jane Castor said that maskless fans at the Super Bowl will be “identified” by law enforcement and that police will “handle” the situation pic.twitter.com/S20Xv97jYJ
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) February 8, 2021
I expect the first visits cops will have to do is “handle” the Mayor herself.
Oh wait! She is Democrat Royalty, cannot be touched. Only the little people will be punished.
Laws for thee but not for me.
Hat Tip to everybody who sent me the tip.
Today in things that are so stupid and malicious it makes me long for SMOD
This is real:
This video went viral. The woman went to the hospital where they were unable to help her.
Gorilla Glue released a statement:
We are very sorry to hear about the unfortunate incident that Miss Brown experienced using our Spray Adhesive on her hair. We are glad to see in her recent video that Miss Brown has received medical treatment from her local medical facility and wish her the best. pic.twitter.com/SoCvwxdrGc
— Gorilla Glue (@GorillaGlue) February 8, 2021
A lawyer has weighed in on this:
Gorilla Glue, hair is NOT skin.
Your product failed to adequately warn, knowing hair glue in fact exists and many Black women use hair glue as hair adhesive & for this, your company is liable.
You should have given her a sponsorship deal.
Instead you will be held accountable https://t.co/DvLzfFVkJI
— 𝐄𝐱𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐞 (@exavierpope) February 8, 2021
See, not is Gorilla Glue wrong but it’s also racist for not knowing thar black women use hair glue and specifically warning them.
That fact that Gorilla Glue is purchased in hardware stores and is not in any way indicated that it’s a hair product, and has warnings not to get it on skin, not withstanding.
This is a shakedown not a lawsuit.
I fear, however, in this day and age, she might win or at least get a huge settlement because of the racism angle.
Please God, bring on SMOD.
(PS, do not bring up the McDonald’s coffee spill case in the comments, virtually everything the pop culture knows about that case is wrong. McDonald’s admitted in court that they knew selling coffee at 190 degF was a hazard and after 700 previous settlements over burns, they still had no intention of selling coffee at the industry standard of 160 degF.)
Judge rules against Parkland Parents – School District not responsible for Cruz’s actions.
The Broward school district had no responsibility to warn students and faculty at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School of the danger posed by a former student who later carried out a deadly rampage in the school, a judge ruled Monday.
…
“The District had no control over Cruz,” the judge ruled. “They did not have custody over him. He was not a student in the system and had not been for over a year. In fact, he was refused access to the campus once he left school. Nor did the district have pre-knowledge of a definitive threat by Cruz.”
Parkland parents lose in suit over school shooting – South Florida Sun-Sentinel (sun-sentinel.com)
I have to agree with the judge on this one. You can blame the school district for several things such the lack of hardening of schools even when a nice budget was given, but they cannot and should not be “in control” of anybody who is no longer in their purview and control. And that is a good thing. Why would a school district keep track and control the actions of people no longer under their purview?
This may be also a decision that I bet will be quoted when parents realize Teaching at a Distance actually taught nothing to the kids other than pig out on Cheetos and play on Zoom and decided to sue the schools because little Debbie can’t spell or read cursive.
Good. F**k her, I hope her sentence is long and miserable
This thred from Twitter:
After being kettled & mass arrested with 645 others in November ’20, 19 y/o college student, Amina McCaskill, faces up to 5 yrs in prison & a $10k fine for felony second-degree riot armed w/ a dangerous weapon charges for shining a laser pointer at police. https://t.co/f8t5eiyebq
— Unicorn Riot (@UR_Ninja) February 8, 2021
Amina McCaskill, a 19-year-old College Student Faces Felony Charge From I-94 Mass Arrest in Minneapolis
Story: https://t.co/f8t5eiyebq pic.twitter.com/Pv4PHoWumz
— Unicorn Riot (@UR_Ninja) February 9, 2021
Amina McCaskill said she’s still able to go to school while facing the pending charge, but she’s mentally stressed out not knowing if she can even pursue what she’s studying for later in life with a felony charge on her record.
Story in thread & here: https://t.co/f8t5eiyebq pic.twitter.com/wJd95DDzpB
— Unicorn Riot (@UR_Ninja) February 9, 2021
A sign says “It’s a cat toy. Not a weapon.” referencing the laser pointer that Amina had in which the state is using for their charges of felony second degree riot with a dangerous weapon.
Demands to Drop the Charges on Amina and the 646 Mass Arrested: https://t.co/f8t5eiyebq pic.twitter.com/8bVF5USixm
— Unicorn Riot (@UR_Ninja) February 9, 2021
Oh how sad. This student activist took time away from her studies to protest an injustice and was arrested and is facing prison time for having a cat toy.
Except that’s a load of horse shit.
According to the Tribune-Star:
According to the charges against Mussa McCaskill: Police confronted a large number of protesters on Interstate 94 in Minneapolis on Wednesday.
Mussa McCaskill pointed a laser “directly” into a Minneapolis officer’s eyes as they stood in a line with other officers.
“Shining a laser into the eyes of officers has occurred at a number of protests around the country and is very dangerous to the officers,” the charges said. “Multiple officers in the United States have suffered significant damage to their vision as a result of being hit in the eyes with such a laser.”
The officer was wearing special safety glasses and was not injured. The officer identified Mussa McCaskill as the person who allegedly turned a laser on and off a few times.
A laser pointer was found on Mussa McCaskill, who admitted to her actions, the charges said.
Not a cat toy. One of those high power green lasers with big fucking warnings plastered all over them not to shine them in people’s eyes because it can cause blindness.
May I remind you at this point that there is a protocol against using blinding laser weapons in war.
This wasn’t a college kid with a cat toy. This was a rioter attempting to maim a police officer with a directed energy weapon.
That deserves a felony charge and a felony conviction.
If a police officer is struck in the eye with a brick and loses vision that is a felony. It is no different if a police officer is struck in the eye with coherent radiation which destroyed his photoreceptors and he loses vision.
It’s time the courts start handing down convictions for laser blinding that are a serious as the crime is serious.
I hope this girl is convicted and is given the maximum sentence. Fuck her.