• Your gun sucks and you’re holding it wrong.
• That caliber is ineffective. You would do better to pick something bigger.
• That caliber is too big / expensive. You would do better with a smaller caliber that is cheaper and gives you higher capacity.
• I am not a lawyer, I have never argued a case, and in fact I tend to get confused when watching Matlock, but if you do not follow my legal advice to the T you will spend the rest of your life behind bars and that’s after you get the lethal injection while sitting on the chair.

via Sharp as a Marble – A post in which I concentrate the entire Gunternet into a single bullet list.

BEVERAGE ALERT! Now go read the rest of the list. 🙂