California is being invaded by a highly dangerous and destructive native of South America.
Of course I am talking about the Nutria Rat.
California is asking locals to report sightings to the authorities with a special hotline, as California officials are worried about their negative impact on the state.
I’m not sure why California is going through all this trouble. They could just solve the problem by declaring themselves a “nutria sanctuary state” and turn a blind eye to the problems.
They’re just trying to find better lives for their children, eating the vegetation American rodents won’t eat!