It is like they were saving the special stupid for today.

COVID-19 vaccines are now available in South Florida, and the rules on who can get a shot, where and when can be confusing.

Here’s what you need to know:

WHO CAN GET COVID-19 VACCINES IN FLORIDA AND WHO CANNOT? DO YOU NEED PROOF OF RESIDENCY?
Florida is giving vaccines to healthcare workers, long-term care facility residents and staff, and people 65 and older, including snowbirds. Florida does not plan to require teachers and students to get the vaccine, even if one meant for children becomes available by next school year.

Florida does not have a statewide residency requirement to get the COVID-19 vaccine. This means if you live in Miami-Dade, you can get the vaccine in Broward or vice versa.

COVID vaccine live updates: What you should know in South Florida on Thursday, Jan. 14

“Was that too confusing for you, ye of Little Brain?” says the Herald.

As for the where, the same article calling you stupid lists a long list of places where you can get shots and how to make the appointments.

They do believe themselves superior.