Month: April 2011

Why Harry Potter should have carried an M1911

I got sent this and I need to share. Author Unknown but kudos to him/her.

Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you’re going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Here’s why:

Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol’ American hot lead.

Basilisk? Let’s see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren’t looking at it–you’re looking at a picture of it.

Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it’s because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

Now I know what you’re going to say: “But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!” Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?

Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don’t think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort’s wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry’s would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let’s see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.

I can see it now…Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can’t be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

“Well then I guess it’s a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1.”

And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

On the latest SHTF rules.

Making the rounds among many famous and less-famous blogs is the post by Pierre Legrand’s Stuff to consider when SHTF. As somebody who went through a couple of similar situations, I’ll add my 2 cents to his list of rules.

1) There are no rules to follow in a SHTF scenario that will make you 100% , 95%, 80% or even 50% safe. You just run a huge gamut of possibilities and hope to come out of it alive.

2) Get the best weapon you can, all the ammo you can lay your hands on and then add some extra stuff. And even then one of your solutions might be to hide as deep as you can. Mobs are literally worse than zombies and if the Social Dislocation you happen to  be is politically motivated with parties engaged in serious destruction, disabuse yourself of the notion that a couple of well placed shots will send the crowd scurrying for cover. I saw the exactly happen when a store owner was defending his property and killed four to five men trying to break in. The mob barely paused for some minutes in between kills and went back to their attempts. The owner kept shooting till somebody (I think it was some relative in the military) came with more firepower and rescued the store owner and his family. The store finally succumbed to the mob. After seeing this and knowing my ammo count was very low, I prepared certain concoctions in bottles and rags. Thank God I did not to have to use anything, but the lesson was very much illustrative.

3) Trust nobody but a very few and only if your value to them is greater alive than dead. At the time of my first experience, I knew most of my neighbors for 30 years. I was shocked to see most of them behaving in ways I would not have expected and breaking into each other’s homes, stealing and killing each other. I could only trust three neighbors out of the whole area who were people that already been tried and tested in other situations. People will literally lose their minds in Social  Dislocation moments.

4) Totally agree with bugging out is at best wishful thinking. Unless you want to reprise the last 10 minutes of Clint Eastwood’s The Gauntlet, your best option is to be ready for a long wait at your location. That being said, do take the time to read and watch news plus listen to coffee shop/market/watercooler talk and if you percieve that something might be coming, start getting yourself prepared for SHTF.

5) Communications while nice and important, are not strategic or life saving. Once SHTF, communications may me used to quench your appetite for info but your immediate world will be the one you should worry about. Government services will be overwhelmed and your call will be placed way way low in a queue never to be answered. You may be able to get situation reports from friends and family in the same affected area and calm those that are outside. But at the end of the day your smart phone has the same value as that 50 year old transoceanic radio in the closet: Something to entertain your mind and calm your household down, which is important but not life saving. Although I must correct myself with one exception, during an attempted coup de etat, I called a friend of mine and business partner to check on him. He was telling me that he could hear the noise of shelling somewhat nearby and since he was living some 2-3 miles from the presidential palace, his guess was that the rebels were attacking it. We had a friend who literally lived 2 blocks from the Palace so we did a 3-Way calling and confirmed that the rebels were shooting the living shit out of the compound. This friend was giving us a blow by blow description of what he was seeing which prompted me to ask him where the hell was he watching all this stuff. The dumb bastard replied that he was on the roof of his house which is flat and offered no protection. We started to scream at him to get his ass off the roof ASAP and to seek cover inside the house. He did so and we stayed on the phone for another 30 minutes during which he informed us that a huge explosion rocked the house but that everybody was OK. The next day after to coup had failed, he went back to the roof and found it pockmarked and filled with shrapnel. Lesson learned. And yes, People are stupid.

6) 100% No Shit Murphy Law applies. No matter how much you prepare, average Joe will always miss something in his kit. That does not mean you should not try and be prepared. Missing 4 items out of 100 needed beats missing 50.  Do be creative!

7) About marrying well… Oh Hell yes! Nothing says “I love You” better than “Honey, I’ll take this watch. Go to sleep.” My cool headed wife was a Godsend during these events plus she can cook and bake which saved me from eating canned food and stale crackers. Fresh baked biscuits are a great comfort during trying hours.

8 ) Pierre said “When the players in a conflict become ill-defined, it’s time to step aside.” Seriously follow this advice. Americans are used to be political activists in many layers: from just letters to our representatives and flying a Gadsen flag alongside the Stars and Stripes to participating in rallies at DC without fear of nasty retribution. In some places even the wearing of a shirt of a color identified with a political party will get you hacked by machete wielding crowds. Imagine a Bloods v Crips turf war augmented with serious military firepower and zero remorse. Shut The Fuck Up. Take Cover.

9) I’ll paste the next one:

Lesson #17….Be intimidating when you think it will work. Develop a war face! Be loud and fearless and look like someone capable of anything…it minimizes negotiation and whining in other parties. Simultaneously, know when to fly under the radar and when to say “Katy bar the door!” The nature of SHTF changes over time and necessitates that YOU change who you are to a very substantial degree.

And when needed, don’t “act,”  be ruthless. This might mean you will have to kill without peacetime rules guidance or ideas of “fairness.” Or it may mean you will have to appear as a meek, pissing in your pants idiot. Whatever keeps you alive. Sort out any psychological problems you have after life is back to normal.

My final thought: There are no rules to follow in a SHTF scenario that will make you 100% , 95%, 80% or even 50% safe. Yes, you saw that already and it is true. No two SHTF scenarios are the same and whatever crap you thought will happen, It Will Not Happen And You Will Not Be A Hero. If you are lucky you will only be a survivor.

Now this is sad…..

I read stuff like this and I really feel sad for these people:

I said it before, most of these idiots violence is an intellectual exercise which can be eradicated with good wishes, stern laws and pink cupcakes delivered by rainbow-farting unicorns. Their delusions are so based in fantasy one must wonder what kind of drugs are they on or if it is just self inflicted.

Let’s review their own words:

Jason Martin Schlierman said “The bravest people in America are not armed…” While I admit I am not the hero-type, I will give due to the brave Men and Women of our Armed Forces and Law Enforcement who go armed and risk their lives to protect your pathetic life every day. To even insinuate on the rebound that they are cowards shows how little regard you have for others.

Mary Kate Wagner Kenworthy said “it doesnt matter if you are killed by your opponent.” Well shit woman, you must leave alone without the benefit of even house cats. I know if I get killed, my family will suffer emotionally, economically and in other areas. Are you truly that frigging selfish to believe that your death will not matter to anybody? And if getting killed does not matter, what are you even in this group? I thought you guys were all against unnecessary deaths!

Jason Martin Schlierman contributes again with “There are wost things then death. But that I guess is another discussion.” Death is pretty much final but the scars both physical and mental of being brutally attacked, injured and raped do run quite deep, specially if one had the chance of stop the attack of a loved one before it happened. These people would much rather see their loved ones being killed than actually using a gun to defend them! But Jason’s kind do believe in the Higher Morality of being a Victim; it does bring a cachet, the coveted Media Exposure and equally miserable souls that will adore them for being victims.

And Jason finishes with “The bravest people don’t need guns to fight for what they believe in. Better to die un-armed and doing the right thing then to die with a gun in your hand defending instruments of death.”


Yep, all them cowards buried at Arlington, right? Pitiful Jason, just pitiful.

And then, to finish Coalition to Stop Gun Violence said “Amen, Jason, and beautifully said. Nonviolence has always had the greatest capacity to inspire us and lift our spirits.”

Let’s examine if you please the greatest Nonviolence achievement, the Independence of India. If you read most of the books and articles about it, you will hear all about the story of the brave people who stood against the British which led to August 15, 1947 when the Brits left and India became a country of their own. You will notice that most will end the story there with maybe some quick conclusions and a reference to the assassination of Ghandi. What you will not hear is the split of Old India into India and Pakistan or the 600,000 people (conservative estimate) that were massacred immediately after or that the Indian government had to call Lord Mountbatten and the Brits back to run the country because they were woefully unprepared.  No, they will ignore or obviate those pesky details because it does not reflect well on the Unicorn-Loving crowd. The only spirits “lifting” out of that cluster fuck were those of the people massacred after the “independence.”

CSGV: Deception is Their Only Way and A Gun Blogger’s Dream.

I eventually will have to thank the Coalition to Stop Gun Rights Violence for providing me with such succulent tidbits that I can use in this blog. Here is one I caught from their Facebook page:

If you are not a member of the Gun Culture and happen to bump into this forum, let me point out the lies told by CSGV with this picture.

The shotgun does indeed exist, but it was not for sale. The SHOT (Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trade) show is not open to the public. It caters to resellers and the such where they place orders. The KSG (Ket Tec Shotgun) was displayed at the 2011 SHOT show but not one single KSG was sold to anybody in the show or to the public outside the show and, as far as I know, it still not in the market!

With a retail price of $800, I doubt it will be within the reach of you average deranged college student.

And remember, it is the pistol grip that makes the gun lethal…that’s according to CSGV.

CSGV: If your cause is so righteous, why do you need to lie?