Month: May 2011

And this is why you don’t ask cops about gun laws.

Because a lot of them, Chiefs included have no idea what they are talking about.

Chief Dolan is expressing his “concern” about the expansion of the Castle Doctrine in Minnesota. The bill would allow a person to shoot a trespasser who is outdoors on a patio, porch or garage — as long as the defender has a reasonable fear for his or her safety.But Chief Dolan cites that his entry teams (Read SWAT) would be endangered by such law.

Huh?

Wait, if you are sending a SWAT team to a location is because you are expecting a high degree of violence which include GUNS in the HANDS OF CRIMINALS. Unless St. Paul regularly uses SWAT teams in locations like kindergardens while checking for code violations, rank and file police officers will understand that there are proper uses of dynamic entries in some occasions and some which are less than indicated.

And I still cannot figure out the degree of idiocy of anybody that would say that it is legal to defend myself inside my house, but I become John Wayne Gacy anywhere else in my property. Is saving my life less righteous if I am visiting friends or staying at a hotel?  Why is it legally better to be raped or murdered outside the home?

Mind blowing….

Brass flies and a Brady Cries….

Full auto firearms are hard to control and a total waste of expensive ammo. There is no logical reason to own one unless you are lined with money….but damn it! They are so much fun, specially with a big fat suppressor attached to it!

Tingle up my leg….yesssss!

one year in prison?

What?!? Brain Hurts….

Call me paranoid, but I think these are trick questions.

Are Girl Scouts good at selling cookies door to door? Or Are Llamas good for producing Angora wool?

I am going to name these pearls of “Logic” Pzychedelic Zen. The only way to follow and understand it is to ingest expired LSD while riding the Rainbow Farting Unicorn.

CSGV found the Truth! Our Evil Plot Collapses!

The Coalition to Stop Gun Rights Violence managed to extract the NRA’s bottom line! We only cater to Irresponsible Gun Owners. Oh Noes!

I told the NRA to keep the “special” membership away from the website. I am sure this is how CSGV found out.

The Greedy Bastards!
WE ARE DOOMED!

PS:For the members of CSGV and other AntiGun Groups, the membership capture is a fake. I realized you might not know the difference.