Idiots first….

It has been said that we imagine the person that might attack us and, if we are unlucky enough to be the victim of a violent crime, whomever does the attacking will not look anything like we imagined.

And whomever said that was right:

OK, really; I know I would burst out laughing and this sucker probably would clean me up and run away. But since he got caught, I predict he is pretty popular at bed time.

Right now I am watching Cocaine Sub Hunt in the National Geographic Channel.

They cost of one million dollars to build. It tells you the amount of resources they are willing to throw in order to smuggle drugs in high quantities.
But Anti Gun idiots want you to believe that these people are willing to waste time doing piecemeal straw purchases of firearms at gun shops in the US.

I am all for stiff punishments for gun violations, but I think we can dispense of any further penalties in this case.
From the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:

Milwaukee police suspect Otis Lockett of illegally having a gun, so they got a warrant to photograph his penis…According to court records, police were called early Sunday to a reported shooting in the 2600 block of W. Vine St. They found Lockett, 27, bleeding from a gunshot wound. He said someone unknown had shot him from behind…At Froedtert Hospital, Locket was treated for a bullet wound to his penis, with an entry at the upper right and exit at the lower left. Doctors estimated the bullet traveled in a 45-degree downward angle…In addition, Det. Gena Malanche noticed two holes in Lockett’s pants, in the front right waistband, and the left rear buttocks area.

He violated the Four Rules and is paying dearly for it.:)

I feel so much better now, don’t you? Brazilian Wax School!

Ahhhh… never mind. D minus for even trying.