Most of the time I carry three knives and sometimes four but the fourth is the one in a multi tool that goes in a pouch attached to my belt so it does not “qualify”.

From left to right: 26 year old Swiss Army knife. Boker Wharcom Subcom, Cold Steel Night Force.

By Giant African Land Snails. When did this happen?

Authorities are asking residents not to handle the creatures. Anyone who finds a suspicious snail is advised to call the Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services help line at 888-397-1517. Workers or volunteers will ID and collect the snails before taking them to be killed in a freezer.

“That’s sort of a kinder, gentler way to get rid of them,” Gaskalla explains.

I don’t do “kindly” with stuff like that. I just placed an order for a ton of salt and, in the meantime, if I see anything like this in my backyard, it gets a shot of double ought with a napalm chaser.

Brain is in full lockdown mode while I write an article and waiting to do a quick interview with a gunshot victim.

But for your viewing pleasure I bring you Michelle Obama’s newly founded Food Police and their first arrest.

About the Open Carry Ban Law sitting on Gov. Brown’s desk, Brian Malte, director for the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence said:

“People in other states look to see what California does,” he said. If Brown signs the bill, “other states will follow suit.”

Working for the Brady Campaign must demand living in a perpetual bubble of self-denial and suspension of reality. It has to be their way to cope with the perpetual frustration of becoming irrelevant at an accelerated rate.  The rest of the Country has gone the exact opposite every time California passes a Gun Control measure, but the Antis still think this is the 90’s and hoping that 21 Jump Street & Miami Vice got recorded in their VHS.

Sad.

Irons in the Fire does it succinctly.

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Not bad for a bunch of Dead Slave Owners & assorted Oppressive White Guys that according to the intelligentsia, we should not follow anymore.That we should “modernize” perennial concepts such as Liberty under the canons of the New Way Of Thinking. That we should be modern and hip enough like Iceland which is writing their new constitution via Twitter and Facebook.

I think I’ll stick with this version. It works good enough.

Conference member: A twenty minute orientation, an hour of roundtable discussion, two hours for lunch, a thousand-person town hall meeting and boom! The Second Amendment’s gone.
Gray Anderson: It’s a lot easier to pacify a country when its citizens can’t shoot back.
Jericho. Episode: Tyrants & Patriots.

UPDATE: Great article at Red State: We the People: A Constitutional Republic, Not a Democracy.