Just finished the preps for tomorrow’s Smoking of The Pork. I’ll be busy tomorrow attending the big smoking machine and having fun with the loved ones, but I will try to sneak a post or two.

Straight from the depths of my refrigerator.

At least I know where I stand with WWP.

If you have to go into a Gun Free Zone and leave your sidearm securely locked in your vehicle but keep the holster with you, remember that it still may call attention on you when you least expect it; like when you hook the arm of the chair you are sitting inside a police station and dragging the darn thing with you before dropping it LOUDLY before you can do anything about it.

Of course, 30 seconds before that happened, there was nobody but a lonely PSA (very polite and helpful, BTW) at the lobby. By the time I accidentally levitated the piece of furniture, the only ones missing in the area were a K-9 and his handler.

And apparently I still blush like I was 12.

Love the fireworks.

Video courtesy of Tiger Valley.

The Poor Man’s James Bond is another series of Do-It-Yourself techniques on just about anything you want.The link will give you all four volumes.

DISCLAIMER: The links provided in this post are for information purposes only. Information is power. However, if you choose to be an idiot with the information provided here, you are on your own lonesome and should take it like a man…or woman.

How do you say “Twinkies” in Spanish?

It’s possible that the Hostess Brands’ iconic goody will be bought by a business south of the border.

Mexico’s Grupo Bimbo, the world’s largest bread-baking firm, could be on the short list for acquiring some of the Texas-based Hostess’ foodstuffs, according to Forbes.

via Mexican buyer may say, ‘Si!’ to Twinkies | TribLIVE.

Knowing Mexico’s other famous export products, I’d say stoners in the US should be able to kill two birds with one “cream” filled baked good.