A pistol-packing pastor nabbed a grandmother who police said is responsible for stealing dozens of packages from homeowners’ front porches.

On September 12, Laurie Ferguson, 52, was caught stealing some packages from Benny Holmes’ front porch, according to the Baytown Police Department.

“He was at his wits end,” said Holmes’ wife, Pat. “He was determined in his mind that he would sit here, however long it took, to see if he could find her.”

Pastor Benny Holmes is seen on video bolting through his front door with a gun in hand. He ordered Ferguson to get on the ground. She did.

via Pistol-packing pastor stops alleged thief stealing packages from Baytown porches | abc13.com.

Check the video. They have the Golden Age Thief caught dead to rights.

Now, be clear that this happened in Texas where the law favors the home owner pretty much all over his property while most of us are subjected to our home and maybe the curtilage.

The Woman actually took her 2 grandchildren to do her evil deeds and once the police go in her house, they found other stolen packages from different addresses. Nice example, ain’t she?

Good for the Pastor… and I just adore his wife.

Unknown location, date and unknown person...  Sykes Reef (Australia) , 1963ish, Wally Gibbins. 11 foot tiger shark taken with a 10 gauge powered spear. By the wound on the shark, the gentleman was underwater and facing the critter before he took it with a (possible 12 gauge) bang-stick.

And not a small shark either!

Thanks to Bill Baldwin for filling the blanks.

This happened in NJ yesterday.

And then I was wondering how silly yet fitting would be cops chasing a Dunkin Donut truck so I searched and the Internet delivered! Alas, not Dunking Donut but Krispy Kream!

But man does not live on donuts alone so…. bacon!

Done with the cop “bashing” for the year….specially whe they are fellow shooters know where I live or can be found 😀

I was arguing with a moron on Twitter earlier. He kept using There/Their/They’re and Too/To wrong, couldn’t spell, and didn’t know how commas worked (including at one point when he ended up accidentally calling himself a gay moron) so I started correcting him so he’d get all rage-sputtery. He called me a grammar nazi. My response was “I’m more of a grammar libertarian. You’re a grammar rapist.”
Because I freely admit to violating the rules all the time, I’m hereby proclaiming the existence of Grammar Libertarians. So I believe in freedom of grammar, but I also believe in the Non-Aggression Principle of Grammar, which requires you not to be a complete friggin’ idiot with your spelling and punctuation.
So now we have a middle ground between the hated Grammar Nazis and the incoherent Grammar Rapists.You are welcome, internet.

via Grammar Libertarians Unite! | Monster Hunter Nation.

This needs to happen now!

WHO IS JOHN GALT?

Only from the mind of Correia 😀