Month: April 2015

File under: Played Stupid Games.

Modesto police said Officer Thomas Miller with the Ceres Police Department was at Beyer Park around 10:30 at night with a woman. The park was closed at that hour. Investigators said 29-year-old Jason Moland confronted Miller with a BB gun and Miller responded with gunfire.

“We found an off-duty Ceres officer providing CPR to a man that had been shot on the ground,” Heather Graves, spokesperson for the Modesto Police Department,said.

Moland was transported to a nearby hospital where he died.

via Modesto man with BB gun shot by off-duty officer.

This happened in California where criminals are used to have unarmed citizens and therefore are basically walking ATM machines. And if you have any doubts, the following comment from the “victim’s” cousin is all the proof you need:

“What is an off-duty officer walking around with his gun for?” Tyrone Johnson, Moland’s cousin, wanted to know. “It just doesn’t make no sense to me.

“Criminals prefer unarmed victims” is not some vacuous slogan but a harsh reality.

April’s Fool? Think again.

April fool1
Why did the chicken crossed the state line?


April fool2And the fact that Gay Marriage is already the law in Indiana appears to have missed the brain of Dear Ole Shannon.

April fool3Fostering and Open Engaged Digital Community? OK, you are trolling now.

 

April fool4“I must vigorously disagree with you, Sir.”
George Washington.

 

April fool5

So  much stupid packed into one meme, he should work for UPS.

And closing with a wee bit dose of trolling…

US Gun Violence

No humor in this bunch.

Yes, I am getting paid by the NRA.

I have decided to come clean. Yes, I am getting paid by the NRA and they even threw a free Lifetime membership, a hoodie and a range bag to sweeten the deal.

paystub

 

As you can see, they are generous with your membership monies. Then again, I am a highly effective, well read blogger that can shape the minds of scores of people with my wit and intellect.

Not all gun bloggers are getting paid. Those who do are carefully screened and we are all sent out talking-points every morning at 6:00 am via encrypted email. Usually a YouTube video of a kitten comes with the email just to get us in the mood.

Why am I telling you this? Basically I have saved enough money to buy a chalet in Switzerland in a remote location and comes with a decent piece of land. Being Switzerland, I can buy pretty much any frigging gun I want and shoot them to my heart’s content… and the cheese and chocolates make for a nice cherry on top. Bread ain’t half bad either.

If you are planning on an European vacation, drop by and we will have some Landjäge with Emmental and a nice bottle of cold Chasselas while we make a lot of empty brass cases.

I gotta go now, I have to keep my eye on a Solothurn S-18 they have up on auction in Swiss version of Gunbroker.

Car Fire..this one I did not know.

Apparently fire and air bags do not mix.

Sodium Azide (2 NaN3 ) is used to inflate the bag. It does not like heat and goes bang at 300 °C. It then breaks into Nitrogen and Sodium. We also know that Sodium and Water do not dance well together and we end up what we see in the video.

And now you know you are driving around with an explosive device aimed at your face. Have a good day.