This blog finally broke the 1 million visitors in a year barrier.

I know that compared with some blogs (coughfriggingWirecuttercough) it is barely competition, but nevertheless if far more than I ever expected and I owe it to my faithful readers.

Thank You.

CHIRISTMAS NOUN 9:  THE NOUNCHURIAN CANDIDATE
Written by Larry Correia
Directed by Paul Fieg, because nobody else would hire him after Ghostbusters
Produced by the team who made Ms. Sloan, because after that flop they were out of work and came cheap
Soundtrack by Sabaton (but bootlegged off of Youtube because we couldn’t afford the rights)
Opening narration by Ron Perlman

Source: CHRISTMAS NOUN 9: THE NOUNCHURIAN CANDIDATE – Monster Hunter Nation

Larry Correia continues the tradition and delivers on the promise to insult everybody this year.

The tiny Eggnog party, seeing that the two main party candidates were the least popular ever, decided this was finally their chance to be taken seriously by the whole workshop, seized the opportunity by having a really fat elf strip down to his under pants to dance on stage during their convention. Then they all got really stoned.

And that is the tame part. 🙂

Bill 88 sponsored by Senator Danny Verdin (Republican idiot)

TO AMEND SECTION 56-3-1230 OF THE 1976 CODE, RELATING TO LICENSE PLATE SPECIFICATIONS, TO REQUIRE THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES TO ISSUE A STICKER TO EACH CONCEALED WEAPONS PERMIT HOLDER WHO IS A VEHICLE OWNER THAT MUST BE AFFIXED TO THE VEHICLE OWNER’S LICENSE PLATE TO INDICATE THE VEHICLE OWNER IS A CONCEALED WEAPONS PERMIT HOLDER.

What part of CONCEALED you don’t understand you dumb f**k? Is concealed carry some sort of “selektion” process and the masses must be advised about the unerwünscht (undesirables) ? And also the idea that advertising where a gun may be located and easy to steal might not be the most intelligent thing in the world?

Holy crap. How is this guy breathing on his own without a manual with lots of pictures?

SAN FRANCISCO — Facebook, Google and Twitter are being sued by the families of three victims slain in the mass shooting at an Orlando nightclub for allegedly providing “material support” to the Islamic State.

Source: Facebook, Twitter, Google sued by Orlando shooting victims’ families

Stop laughing… OK, never mind. We know the lawsuit is not going anywhere. But it is funny as hell and full of rich, creamy schadenfreude.  The lawyers for the Big Techs will claim they are doing their due diligence and show the records on how they stopped really dangerous people like Milo and other Conservative voices which is a “good first step.” I bet they will also argue that targeting ISIS and other Jihadist entities could be considered racial profiling and that potentially could violate Federal law.

I am starting to believe that South Florida journalists miss the bad old days of the Cocaine Cowboys when criminals reigned supreme and citizens were just targets-in-waiting.

Stand your Ground takes toll? I imagine that the writer of this piece, Charles Rabin, is not talking about collecting fees in the Florida Turnpike since now all that is electronic. Taking a toll denotes negativity, it refers to something that causes pain, suffering and death.

But as your usual Typing Monkey, Mr. Rabin does not like Self Defense.

In 2005, Florida lawmakers passed a bill that greatly expanded the Castle Doctrine, the right to defend yourself in your home if retreating was no longer an option. Stand Your Ground would permit Floridians who believe they are in imminent danger of bodily harm to defend themselves and others in or outside the home. The law eliminated one’s duty to retreat.

Source: Aventura Uber driver killed man iin self-defense, police say | Miami Herald

We already figure that he does not like that the Uber driver turned the table on somebody who was a clear threat to him and his fare. But he goes on with other examples of people “taking toll.”

The recent wave of shootings began in Sunrise on Nov. 28, just four days after Thanksgiving. A homeowner was whispering to a 911 dispatcher about three men who had jumped the fence around his home and shattered his sliding glass door to gain entry.
While on the phone with 911, he picked up his shotgun and fired at Albert Jones, 21. Jones was killed and police caught the two other men after setting up roadblocks.

How unfair of the home owner to ambush these “community leaders & wealth redistributors” inside his own home!

The next day in North Miami-Dade, it was just before sunrise when Cespedes, his wife and two children, 5 and 9, were awakened by a man who they told police was trying to break into the home through the front door.
Cespedes said he grabbed his gun and gave several verbal warnings before firing twice through the front door. The would-be intruder was severely injured.

This is clearly a murder attempt. For all Mr. Cespedes knew, the man was actually Santa’s Helper that came over to double-check if the delivery address for the toys was the correct one.

Then on Dec. 13 at a home in Miami’s Design District, the husband of a local artist confronted a man who police said was trying to break into the home through a rear window. The homeowner went outside into the yard, the men argued and he shot him. Next to the man who was shot were bolt cutters, police said.

I bet this was an execution according to Rabin. It was clearly a case of an unlicensed locksmith who got lost doing his job and was mowed down by a blood-thirsty gun owner.

And of course, Rabin makes clear that he does not care in perpetuating a falsehood when he cites the eternal Stand Your Ground lie of Florida Journalists:

Floridians are well aware of the state’s brief but controversial Stand Your Ground history. The acquittal of George Zimmerman in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin in 2012 may be the highest profile case of its kind in a nation besieged by guns.

Never forget that Journalists are for the little people, the minorities and there are no smaller minority than criminals and murderers. Plus they are great copy and sell a lot of papers & TV ads. As for the Good Guy and Gal? You suck and since you probably voted for Trump, you deserve to die anyway.

I think I am a supervillian.  I don’t mean to be.  I don’t want world domination or anything.  I might actually be a libertarian supervillian, if that is a thing.

I’ve been catching up on my Marvel and DC universe movies.  I just finished Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice – having a two-year-old means never seeing anything in theaters – and I found myself rooting for Batman to kill Superman.

Death is the great equalizer.  It doesn’t matter who you are, death takes you in the end.  Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, even and most recently Castro, the reign of these evil men ended with their deaths.

The power of people like those comes from their ability to sway minds, but ultimately they are human and must suffer the fate of all humans.

The central question of Batman vs. Superman is: what if Superman decided he was god.  He is for all intents and purposes an all powerful immortal.  What if he decided to rule the world as a vengeful deity.  So Batman tired to stop him.

In the X-Men universe, Storm was a mutant worshiped as a goddess.

Power corrupts.  Just look at every wealthy Bloomberg, Zuckerberg, and Clinton type that amasses a huge fortune and then decides that their bank account gives them the devine right of kings to tell the rest of us plebeians how to live.

Personally, I don’t want to wear a mask and cape and fight crime at night.

I would spend all my available time trying to develop weapons to kill superheros.  Why?   Because I instinctively don’t trust anybody who would be more powerful than any human.

God created all men, Sam Colt made them equal.  I don’t care who created Superman or Wonder Woman or Captain America or anybody else, but I’m going to have an adamantium jacketed, Krypton core hollow point for the first superhero that decides since he is more powerful than any human, we should all bend to his will.

Since creating an anti-superhero weapon is the first step towards supervillainy, I guess that’s what I am.

I don’t want to rule the world.  I just don’t want to be forced to worship anybody in a cape.

Well, the Cult Coalition to Stop Gun Rights Violence officially lost it with the assassination of the Russian ambassador in Turkey. First, why the hell is CSGV posting about an incident half-way around the world? But the comments are just amazing, have a gander in the usual collage.

Of course we have to trust them when they say they have the best intentions for us and the Country.