This one belongs to “Do Stupid Stuff, Hang Out With Stupid People, win Stupid Prizes.”

ORLANDO, Fla. —A man who was shot and killed Saturday afternoon in Pine Hills was being sought by police in connection with a home invasion robbery, authorities said. Brandon Bascom, 31, was shot just before 2:30 p.m. in the Quick Stop parking lot at the northwest corner of Silver Star Road and Powers Drive.

Source: Pine Hills shooting victim was suspected in home invasion, police say

The fella had a previous arrest in 2010 for driving without a license and another one this past October for Battery (Dating Violence).

Ms. Anderson seems to have a soft spot for the criminally inclined and has shown it before. But if you are a good citizen with a gun, you are in her naughty list.

And in case you are some sort of heathen and do not know Mr. Searcy:

Start with a budget of 18 million.

Miss Sloane’s Box Office on weekend two made just above half of the previous weekend.

This was last week.

Not counting advertising expenses, the losses for the movie are way past 14 million dollars.

Now, if the company had invested that much money on buying guns and selling them through FFLs across the nation, They would have recouped the money by Black Friday and made a nifty profit by Christmas.

Cup of schadenfreude anyone?

In one of the larger workshops, one of the students raised a question about why the only issues being discussed were those involving anti-blackness, prompting an African-American student to respond that black students are the most oppressed, to which a Muslim student made a comment about her people being bombed in the Middle East, according to Alvarez.

“I am very unhappy about how this conference was ran. There needs to be accountability for the trauma some of the organizers made. And I didn’t appreciate my workshop being cancelled,” wrote UCLA student Robert Gardner. “… It was really hurtful to have other marginalized identities silenced because a small fringe of organizers decided that their oppressions are more important

Source: Students of Color Conference turns into ‘oppression Olympics,’ leads to fights, canceled sessions – The College Fix

I am just trying to figure out how are they going to create Safe Spaces inside Safe Spaces… Safe Sub-Spaces?

So what happens when an Uber driver ignores such policy? He saves his life!

AVENTURA, FLA. (WSVN) – – Police are investigating after an Uber driver shot and killed a person who was attempting to rob him in Aventura, early Sunday.
According to Aventura Police, an Uber driver on the William Lehman Causeway was cut off by a gray Dodge Caravan, just after he had picked up a customer, just before 6 a.m. “He was cut off by this vehicle, and the subject jumped out of the car with two guns in his hands,” said Aventura Police Sgt. Chris Goranitis.
Investigators said the occupant of the Caravan then attempted to rob the Uber driver, who was behind the wheel of a black Toyota sedan. However, the driver, who has a weapons permit, also had a gun. “The Uber driver was able to fire off some rounds at the subject,” said Goranitis. That’s when, police said, a passenger inside the Caravan jumped into the front seat and took off.
The subject was pronounced dead at the scene.

Source: Police: Uber driver shoots, kills attempted armed robber – WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

I am sure that the uptight gun control ass-kissers at Uber will not allow the driver to be a part of their herd, but the he gets to have a Merry Christmas with his family instead of being an involuntary part of a funeral.

Although I understand why Uber might be a convenience for many, I refuse to use them because the company promotes that both driver and passenger be enclosed in a mobile gun free zone.

I thought that a bunch of New Yorkers marveling at a deer that took up residence in a public park like it was an endangered condor and then mourning its death at the hands of a bunch of feckless bureaucrats was peak New York.

Boy-howdy, was I wrong.  That didn’t even come close to peak New York.

Forget safe spaces in colleges filled with  puppies and Play-Doh to deal with the election of Donald Trump.    An “artist” in New York safe spaced an entire Subway Station because the Donald.  He set up a folding table and chair with Post-Its and pens for people to write their feelings down and put them up on the subway wall.  He even put up a fake certificate for an “Honorary PhB” which stands for “professional human being,” which is a pile of narcissistic bullshit.

If you think that looks about as serious a this:

You are right.

Of course, the “Subway Therapy” wall rapidly turned into a wall of anti-Trump and Liberal platitude litter.

Not being from New York, when I hear “subway” and “therapist” in the same sentence, I assume an editor left out a space between two words.*

If you think that this is the end of the story, it gets so much worse.

New York Governor Cuomo and the New York Historical Society are going to save all the Post-Its put up until Trump’s inauguration and preserve them.

Keep in mind that the New York Historical Society is in part publicly funded.

So let me sum up:

A bunch of butthurt New York special snowflakes cover a subway wall with garbage on which they wrote their feelings about the President Elect, and the Governor is going to use tax payer money to memorialize it.

These people are fucking insane.

You know what, I agree with the Left.  The Electoral College is a totally unfair system.  The problem is not that America is held hostage by the flyover states, nope.

Middle America has been shackled to a bunch of out-of-touch morons from the Big Apple for too long.  These people live in a bubble that is so thick and so off in fucking la-la-land that nothing that goes on in their heads makes any sense to the rest of America.  I am convinced that Men In Black is real and that the majority of NYC is now aliens.

Here is my proof:

A deer managed to make its home in Jackie Robinson Park in Harlem.  The deer had been living there for a few weeks and then started to wander out onto the street and the city decided it was a nuisance that had to go.  The deer became embroiled in a political squabble between the Governor of New York and the Mayor of New York City.  No bullshit.  The mayor wanted the deer captured and euthanized and the governor wanted it relocated up state.  While the infighting occurred, the deer died.  The city is now paying to have the deer cremated.

That is the New York City perspective  on this story.

Here is the flyover state perspective on this story.

New Yorkers are fucking crazy.  Deer aren’t just nuisance animals, they are giant raccoons on hooves.  They eat out of garbage cans, your garden, and if you own farmland, your cash crop.  Worse, there are far too many of them and they wander out onto the highway where they get hit by cars and cause hundreds of deaths and cost billions of dollars per year in vehicle accidents.

The only good thing about deer is how they taste.  Once you get out of the city, they are everywhere.  I lived in the Southwest Suburbs of Chicago and we had deer in our back yard.  For most of the country, deer barely qualify as wildlife.  Anything that makes you get out of bed at 2:00 am because the dogs are barking at it in the yard ins’t the majesty of nature.  Deer, possum, whatever…

Not in New York. The deer was “beloved.”  These people are so urbanized that a deer wanders into a city park and they think it’s a safari.  Seriously.  Look at these assholes taking pictures of this deer like it’s the last white rhino.

This dipshit was interviewed by the local news because he was trying to feed it apples.

Speaking of the news, the story of a deer in Harlem was covered by CNN, Yahoo News,  The Washington Post, USA Today, New York Daily News, Business Insider, The Village Voice, a listicle from Heavy, and just about every local NYC news station.

Let me be clear about this, for the Americans who live in the great, uncultured wasteland between NYC and San Francisco the only way to cremate a deer is over a pile of Kingsford briquettes, the only thing a newspaper has to do with a deer is using the newspaper so light the briquettes, and the only controversy involving deer is dry rub or marinade.

The Indiana, South Dakota, Nebraska, and Alabama in me is screaming “They wasted tax payer money to capture and kill a deer?  I have a buddy that would have been happy to make that deer disappear with a compound bow.  Hell, he could have even donated the meat to a homeless shelter.”

It’s not a beloved bit of wildlife that died a martyr like Harambe (that is a serious OpEd, I’m not kidding), it’s 25 lbs of unprocessed sausage and a dog chew on four legs.

This story is an epic monument to just how out of touch New Yorkers are.