Month: February 2018

Just stay there

This is the most racist thing I’ve seen this week.  It’s pretty bad.

WOW!  A retreat for black women to “get away from white people.”

Holy, shit, that is awful.

If I ran a vacation group that advertised:

“Take a vacation from black people on our white only retreats.  The music is pleasant and you won’t have to worry about securing your valuables because there will be nobody to steal them.”

I’d probably be burned alive.  That would be it.  It would be called a Klan rally or Nazi retreat or something like that.  No way would HBO and VICE treat it they way it treated this group of women.

“My blackness is…” is one of the most irritating phrases I’ve heard.  “Blackness” should not be a character defining characteristic.

“My whiteness is…” is a terribly racist sentiment, except maybe in the context “my whiteness is relevant to my qualities of a person.”  When “blackness” become a core descriptor of who you are, that’s a problem.  Ethno-identification leads to fractionation, not unity.  Just as Archduke Ferdinand about that.

The first woman interviewed shocked me.  I used to live in Omaha, actually Bellevue because Omaha has handgun registration, but I worked in Omaha.  “Nebraska nice” is real.  Nebraskans were the nicest people I’ve ever met.  Southerners have hospitality.  Hoosiers are polite.  But Nebraskans are nice.

I can’t claim to have that first woman’s “lived experience” but my Nebraska experience suggests the problem is her, not the people of Omaha.

The woman in the red bikini and blue braids was just openly prejudiced.  I happen to like my Trump tax cuts.  I also support his policy towards Israel and the UN.  I’m glad to know that she now assumes that I’m a racists and she can’t trust me on any level.

The owner of the retreat is just a bigot.  There is no other way of saying it than that.

I decided one day to eliminate black people from my personal life and ever since then my life has been way more breezy.”

See how awful that is?

She only gets worse, saying that “white people shouldn’t even have passports” because they do nothing but spread misery around wherever they go – “they’ve done enough damage.”

She is a radical, racist, black separatist/segregationist.

I can honestly say, I’mg glad that woman has moved to Costa Rica, and when she starts her little commune all those women decided to move there.

Not because they are black but because their attitude is harmful.  It is victicrat identity politics cranked to 11.

Welcome to Balkan American.

 

And there is that ***hole trying to ruin the fun.

Saw this t-shirt in Facebook and it made me smile. hell I want one!

And then we have Johnny Social Justice Warrior to try and ruin the mood.

As you can see, he got a crapload of replies and most, if not all, not being very gracious at his attempt of Holier-Than-Thou. This one was  nice explanatory reply for the term.

And he is right. Out of the top of my head, I remember reading the terms gooks, and slopes. I was certain that there were more and I remembered this scene from hamburger Hill which is pretty illustrative.

This is Han. Those of you who are foolish will think of him as gook, slope, slant or dink. He is your enemy. He came over on the Chieu Hoi program. And he will go back there after he fattens on C-rations. And he will be hunting your young ass in the Ashau Valley. Now forget about this Viet Cong shit. What you’ll encounter out there is… hard core. NVA, north Vietnamese… motivated, highly trained and well equipped. lf you meet Han or his cousins, you will give him respect. And refer to those little bastards as the Nathaniel Victor. Meet ’em twice and survive, you will call him mister Nathaniel Victor.

At the time of Hamburger Hill, the Viet Cong had ceased to exist as the main fighting force in Vietnam. The Tet Offensive pretty much wiped them out and that allowed for the NVA to take over the fight.

Dear Millenials and others, a common sese tip for life.

Old Spanish advice:

“Menciona el pecado, mas no el pecador.”

It roughly translated to Mention The Sin, But Not The Sinner.

It basically means, yes, you can talk about a certain event that happened to you, but it is wise if you leave the identities out of the tale. And in this age of Social Media and instant transmission, once it is out there, you cannot control the outcome.

A Florida Outback Steakhouse worker says she filled a local megachurch’s $735 takeout order and then was fired when she ranted on social media about not getting a tip…
…“I brought it out, put it in the car,” Yoder told Miami Fox affiliate WSVN-TV. “We received the payment. There was no gratuity. I got upset. I posted a post on Facebook about the church not leaving a gratuity tip.”
A friend read her post and called the church to complain and was told that the person who picked up the food didn’t know to leave a tip.

Outback server fired over online rant slamming church for skipping tip

Her ass got fired because Outback Restaurants has this strict policy of no badmouthing customers in Social Media. It kinda makes sense because if your chain has servers that cannot wait to crap on people who come with the money you need to keep the business running, you are bound to go under (pun intended).

The restaurant refunded the money to the church as a manner of apology. And it is the owner of the franchise who is gonna eat that loss because pissy millennial could not keep her greasy thumbs from her smart phone and rant on a customer who just dropped over $700.

I am gonna close with another Spanish saying:

“Eres dueño de lo que calles y esclavo de lo que dices.”

“You are the master of what you don’t say and slave of what you speak of.” AKA “Musca Domestica cannot enter fastened buccal orifice.”

Having with with people – Chinese Food Edition

When you find out that a person eating at a Chinese restaurant takes her fortune cookie fortune seriously and then her cookie doesn’t contain a fortune, what do you do?

The right answer is:

You tell her that it means she’s going to die soon.  If she had a future, she would have a fortune, so no fortune means no future.  It’s only logical.

Bonus points if you can get the other guys at the table to back you up on this like it is a well known fact.

Greatness Defined by Bill Maher

The life expectancy in Haiti is 63.5 years and is ranked No. 148 in the world. 

Haiti has a literacy rate of 60.7%.

Haiti has a per capita GDP of  $729.30, and is the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere, with 80% of the population in poverty.

More than 2% of Haiti’s population has HIV.

Haiti has a human development index score of 0.493 and is ranked No. 163.

The only think Haiti scores towards the top on is corruption, where it is 159 of 176 countries for most corrupt (the higher the number the more corrupt).

In Haiti’s capital of Port Au Prince, they don’t have a functioning sewer system, so workers haul away human shit from the streets by hand in buckets.

To be fair to Haiti, this puts it on par with San Francisco. 

According to Bill Maher, this means that Haiti is “Great Already.”

This is the same Bill Maher who on his show (which earned him a $6 million/year salary) said that Americans are stupid, America isn’t great, and when pressed, can’t help but mock America.

Bill Maher is the Colin Kaepernick of HBO.  He makes a huge salary to do nothing but suck and disrespect America, then explain why some HIV infected, illiterate, corrupt, third world, shithole – litter a place with puddles of shit in the streets – is better than America.  But they refuse to out of their multi million dollar mansions on the California coast.

I, and seemingly a substantial part of the rest of America, is tired of this bullshit.  Unfortunate there are enough hypocritical liberals who enjoy them shitting on America to keep these assholes rich for a long time.