So this has gone around the internet:

https://twitter.com/italia_patriot/status/1380230582953603072

This has been America’s COVID response in a nutshell.

A histrionic Leftist with the same fat percentage as whipping cream and who smokes demanding the rest of us mask up and locked down for her safety.

What we now know about COVID is that it kills the elderly and fat.

I’m going to run for President and this will be my COVID policy.

If there is a spike in COVID under my administration I will:

• Order the immediate closure of fast food establishments
• Ban the sale of sod, high-calorie drinks, and high carbohydrate/high fat snack food
• Ban the sale of tobacco and alcohol
• Provide subsidies for gym memberships
• Stimulus will be based on body fat percentage weight loss, weight gain will be published with punitive tax increases
• Schools will be required to be in person and spend at least 25% of the school day doing high-intensity PE
• The National Guard will be mobilized to lead (possibly mandatory) PT in public parks, parking lots of federal buildings, and any public schools/colleges the receive federal funding
• Extra care will be taken to isolate the elderly from the virus

Instead of going out there wearing a mask like Biden, I’m going turn the front lawn of the Whitehouse into Muscle Beach and be out the pumping iron and doing laps around the National Mall with some USMC Drill Instructors.

If COVID kills fatties, we will not be a nation of fatties.

Americans before my COVID protocols:

Americans after my COVID protocols:

The Volunteer States is the 20th state to go Constitutional. In case nobody noticed, we are slowly bypassing Congress’ lack of action on National Reciprocity.

*click*

If you have any questions FU you're probably a criminal. pic.twitter.com/myw4DiMTbx

— Hank Venture (@HankVenture5) April 9, 2021

The Second Amendment was about maintaining slavery and as a white supremacist guard against uprisings by people of color.

Knowing that, there’s no real need to go much further in diagnosing why the Right sweatily clings to it with such desperation.

— Jared Yates Sexton (@JYSexton) April 8, 2021

Actual history shows us gun control was created to disarm free blacks.

Most gun rights people would love to spend the day on the range with Colion Noir.

Most Leftist and 99.999% of white upper middle-class white Leftist would freak the fuck out at a wealthy black lawyer running an SBR.

They have to tell you gun rights are racist to cover for their own racist disarmament fantasies.

Yosemite National Park to limit summer visitors due to COVID-19 https://t.co/JTz0L1YbnK pic.twitter.com/NFzxq9nbdy

— New York Post (@nypost) April 9, 2021

Yosemite is 1,169 square-miles.

But the Biden Administration is limiting entries during to COVID-19.

This is fucking bullshit for no reason but to torment American citizens who like the outdoors.

Michigan Ladder Company has ceased to exist. It was the oldest ladder manufacturing establishment in the country.

YPSILANTI, MI — A longtime ladder manufacturer in Ypsilanti closed after 120 years due to the coronavirus pandemic.

Dear God! The virus must have made sick or killed a lot of people in that place, right?

Tom Harrison, owner of Michigan Ladder Company at 12 E Forest Ave., announced the closure in a Facebook post on Thursday, April 8, citing difficulties due to the state-ordered closures of non-essential services to curb the spread of COVID-19. The company then put out a press release with the announcement on Thursday, April 8.

So it was not the COVID virus but the Gretchen Virus as in the psycho Governor of Michigan.  And then the truth is revealed:

During shutdown, we lost a number of customers. Our competitors at that time did not have to shut down,”

Ouch. It is almost like Virus Gretchen not only does not give a damn about Michigan’s business but you would think she is getting kickbacks from out-of-states producers.

And this is really the sad part:

Michigan Ladder Company is running an online auction, which includes machinery, inventory and intellectual property.

The government broke their soul. They just simply say “fuck it” and are selling it all. Hopefully they get a decent amount of money and move to a Free State like Florida.