Month: November 2021

I will resort to cannibalism before I eat fake meat

They will not use inflation to force me to give up meat and eat this plant based abomination.

That is the plan, of course, to stop us from buying gas and meat and other things by raising the prices until they are unaffordable.

I will not eat bugs and fake meat.

I swear that if they make meat unaffordable I will refer their bodies into animal feed and raise my own meat to eat.

 

The next deflection on inflation is to destroy business directly

When prices went up Jen Psaki told us it was good, because that meant people were buying things.

Then the news broke that consumer spending didn’t match the rate of price increase, which is direct evidence of inflation.

So now the story had to change.

Now the story is “companies are raising prices with illegal gouging.”

It’s clear Senator Warren expects people not to read the article she Tweeted.

Consumer products companies — the ones that make most of the stuff we buy on a daily basis — are posting strong profits this earnings season, even though labor and supply-chain difficulties are making things more expensive.

Prices for businesses are up more than 8% over the past year, according to the US Bureau of Labor Statistics, adding pressure to their bottom lines.

“What we are very good at is pricing,” Colgate-Palmolive CEO Noel Wallace said. “Whether it’s foreign exchange inflation or raw and packing material inflation, we have found ways over time to recover that in our margin line.”

Unilever, which owns a staggering number of household brands, reported that while the number of sales dipped slightly across several of its major segments, it was still able to grow profits by raising prices by roughly 4%-5%.

“Consumer-facing price is the last lever we normally use to manage inflation,” Unilever CFO Graeme Pitkethly said before describing how they did it: “We find that taking several small price increases is more effective than one large price jump.”

Some of the retailers that sell many of those companies’ products also weighed in on their buck-passing ability.

“We’ve been very comfortable with our ability to pass on the increases that we’ve seen at this point,” Kroger CFO Gary Millerchip said. “And we would expect that to continue to be the case.”

“We’re trying to keep prices down,” CEO Robert J. Gamgort said. “We’re only passing on the coffee costs because they are excessively high.”

“We have leaned on productivity because it’s available to us much more than pricing because it’s the right thing to do for the ecosystem of Keurig,” he added. “I recognize that concept is very different concept than traditional CPG.”

A key reason companies are able to succeed with these hikes is that so many of them are doing it. If only Unilever charged more, that could drive shoppers to choose an offering from Colgate-Palmolive or P&G.

When all of them do it, you don’t have a choice.

So company costs are up 8% but they’ve only risen prices 5%, and the CEOs admit that they don’t want to raise prices because it scares off customers, but they have no choice because of increasing costs, and only because the entire market is being hammered so hard is it possible because everyone’s prices are going up.

That seems to be exactly the opposite of what Warren is alleging, that companies are engaged in an illegal price fixing scheme to screw consumers.

But they are going to push this because it’s easier to drag a bunch of CEOs in and berate them with Leftist talking points than admit they fucked the market to death with inflation and shutdowns.

We’re turning into Weimar Germany and they are going to keep going with their bread and circuses.

We’re so, so, so very fucked.

We should borrow a play from the tree-hugger’s playbook

We need to do what the environmentalist did to protect trees.

When a statute of the founding fathers comes up on the chopping block, people should handcuff themselves to the statues.

Cranes and forktrucks brought in to remove them should be sabotaged.

Air compressors and cutting tools to remove the statues from the pedestals should disappear.

Workers who come to remove the statues should have to pass through a gauntlet of harassment.

Maybe there are not enough people on the Right to muster a defense of these statues in the Blue cities and states where they are being torn down.  What I do know is that after six years of living in South Dakota, if they ever come for Mt. Rushmore, they better only send single men to try.

Still adapting to the local vehicular traffic

ANTIOCH, Tenn. (WKRN) — One person was critically injured in a shooting along Interstate 24 in South Nashville Wednesday night.

The shooting happened in the eastbound lanes near the Old Hickory Boulevard exit around 8:30 p.m.

Metro police reported one person was critically wounded, but no update on their condition was immediately provided.

Several lanes of the interstate were blocked as investigators processed the scene.

No additional information was immediately released.

1 critically injured in shooting on I-24 in South Nashville | WKRN News 2

I am not going to sit here and pontificate this does not happen in Miami because you would scream “BULLSHIT!” to the top of your lungs and rightfully point out the almost weekly shooting in I-95 around the Golden Glades Interchange.

My thing is that for some silly reason, I expected nicer traffic up here. Southern politeness and all that?  People being charming and helping you deal with the morning rush hour with a smile and a friendly wave. And it does happen, but not on any of the interstates. Rather than being in traffic among drivers following the rules and regulations of the State of Tennessee, sometimes you feel like you are in the middle of a Jeb Stuart raid. And what’s with the tailgating people? Seriously, back the eff up, some of us transplants interpret that as a precursor for carjacking.

I am gonna stick to regular roads for a while. 😀