Month: February 2022

Visitors from the North

The lands next to ours are being developed and a pond was dug right in November. It rained enough to collect water and my guess it was designed to capture the runoff rather than have it go to other properties and hear the neighbors bitch.

So today I look out the window and I see we have critters not seen before.

Le Honk.

Yes, they are cute now and then you wanna kill them when they are extra annoying and poop all over your cars but can’t because they are protected.

A Google Super Bowl ad has finally gotten me to publish a post I’ve been sitting on forever: On the racism of optical physics

Sometimes I write a post and when I’m done I decide to sit on it.  Maybe it’s too controversial and I decide not to publish it.

This one has been tough.

One of my bugaboos is the racial violation of Hanlon’s razor that states: “never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”

We should never attribute to racim that which is adequately explained by other logical means.

Unfortunately that violates the current political zeitgeist, which puts racism at the heart of everything.

Thats where this post begins:

In a previous post, I covered Congreswoman Rashida Tlaib’s accusation that facial recognition technology is racist.

Tlaib isn’t the only Progressive who has come out against facial recognition technology for law enforcement.  Bernie wants to ban it.  Fellow Squad-mate, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez also has issues with facial recognition over racial reasons.

There is a lot that we can discuss about the pros and cons of facial recognition technology.

As a small government person, I will acknowledge that there are all sorts of privacy issues with the widespread use of facial recognition software.  I have a real problem with facial recognition in the private sector, like how Facebook was scanning users without their knowledge and selling that information to the government.

There is a reason all the cameras in my computers are covered with electrical tape.

On the other hand, there is some benefit to limited public use of facial recognition software.  Using the software to scan for criminals with active warrants, especially violent ones, on public streets is something I can support.

I’d like to see it require a warrant.  The police would have to get a judge to sign off on uploading a mug shot and then having all the cameras in a city search for that face.

But this is all politics.  I want to focus on the technology for a moment, and that gets tricky.

The expert AOC called to testify is Joy Buolamwini, who is a computer scientist with the MIT Media Lab.  She’s also a political and social justice activist, and the founder of a group called the Algorithmic Justice League.

So despite her academic credentials, I think her activist bias taints her opinion a little too much.  She’s not alone in this.  The Guardian actually published an -article titled:

How white engineers built racist code – and why it’s dangerous for black people

The thesis of this article, like Buolamwini’s opinion, is that white programmers are bigoted and write their bigotry into the algorithms they use for facial recognition.

Digital cameras operate very much like the human eye.  In the eye, light passes through a lens where it hits photoreceptor cell in the back of the eye, which converts the energy of the photons into an electrical signal which the brain turns into an image.  Charge-coupled device (CCD) work the same way, but use semiconductors instead of cells as the photoreceptor and a computer chip instead of a brain to turn the electrical signals into an image.

For a digital camera to work, light has to hit the CCD.  This is where facial recognition technology starts to go wonky.

Facial recognition works by taking a picture of the face, targeting certain identifiable points, e.g., the corners of the eyes, mouth, nose, cheeks, etc, and creating a point cloud map of the face.  That point cloud map is assumed to be unique to each face.  The computer takes this point cloud map and finds faces that have very close to identical point cloud maps.

This video does a good job explaining how facial recognition works and the issue with lighting and depth.

If you want an extreme example of how facial recognition is “racist” we need to look at carbon nanotubes.

Vantablack is not a paint, it is a plasma deposited coating and it stands for vertically aligned carbon nanotube arrays.  It is the darkest material made by man, with 99.96% light absorption.  It is so dark that the eye cannot pick up contours on an object coated in Vantablack, making it look like a 2-D black spot… and kind of creepy.  See the two busts below, one as cast and one coated in Vantablack.

Now, take this and scale it back to humans.

Melanin is a broad spectrum photo-absorber.  It absorbs UV light the best, but it also absorbs other wavelengths of light.

Here is a very good video by a black photographer on the difficulty of shooting photographs of black models, especially dark skin black models and the importance of good lighting.

This is a truly excellent video.  The photographer really explains well the importance of light balance and how to shoot black skin and hair.  He never mentions racism, just what the camera does and what its limitations are and how to get around them.

A perfect example of this comes from Bored Panda.  Khoudia Diop is a model from Senegal known for her dark skin.  The photo below is horrible.

The photographer couldn’t balance the light of her shiny gold dress and her face has been rendered nearly featureless.

This is why, like the video above demonstrates, lighting is key.

Now think about security cameras and facial recognition.  There is no lighting and no photographer.  Just a camera.

If the camera cannot capture a good image, it cannot do a good facial recognition, the computer is left to “guess” with the best of its ability.

One fundamental issue with facial recognition software and race is that darker skin tones have harder to detect features in low, bad, or off-angle lighting.

If we are going to create facial recognition that works on all skin tones under all lighting conditions, we are going to have to entirely rethink facial recognition.

The point is, there are issues here other than “white people are inherently racist and so write racist code.”

Thats is where that post ended.

I never published it, I’m not sure why.

Then the YouTube algorithm hit me with the Google Pixel 6 Super Bowl ad.

 

This was exactly what I was talking about.

I tried to do some research into what Google had done and Google promptly violated my adage on attributing racism.

 

I wonder how the white engineers at Google feel about being called racist for all their previous generations of phone cameras?

Actually, they probably like it, being Leftists.  They probably get off on being called unworthy bigots because so much of Leftist behavior remind me of subordinates in a humiliation domination fetish.

But I digress.

When you take out the race speak the reality is that the previous generations of AI and processing capacity of the phone couldn’t do this.

The phone has to readjust the white balance pixel by pixel for every pixel in a 50-megapixel camera.

For the AI to do that accurately they had to base it on thousands of pictures of all sorts of different people if different colors and different lighting, expanding the range of balance and contrast so that a wider range of tones and shades are optimized.

If you have ever played with a digital photo manipulation software and had one part of your image too dark and a other too bright and so had to compromise, you can appreciate how much of an advance in image manipulation this system is.

They had to make the camera do what the photographer did by hand in the above video, for every person in the photo.

And this is where I need to take a giant shit on Google.

If I were a marketing director I’d push articles and ads to say “we created a new level of digital camera technology that allows us to optimize lighting and shading for all people of all colors so that everyone can look their best.”

Instead they went with “white people make racist cameras because they want to make black people ugly so we got a bunch of black people to design a camera phone just for us.”

Amazing digital processing technology.

Terrible racial grievance mongering advertising.

And that’s sad because the application of this improved digital processing AI could be used for a lot of things from art to forensics to scientific photodocumentation.

It’s frustrating that a corporation can come up with such exciting technology that I want to love then they turn around and make me hate it by beating me over the head with a radical Progressive racism based ad.

 

When you can tell they have not read History.

All that shit you are complaining about could have been avoided by the proper application of fast-moving projectiles against the oppressors and killers. And may I say that the same ballistic application against Useful Idiots like you would have been also very helpful.

It’s time to change OIC bylaws

I’ve been reading about the cluster fuck of women’s figure skating at the Olympics.

It’s called men’s and women’s but it’s really boy’s and girl’s.

The Russian skater is 15 years old.

Olympic gymnastics is worse.

New rule.

All athletes in the Olympics must be adults, at least 18 and preferably 21.

There is too much grooming and too much pressure.

It’s clear by how many of them burn out later in life.

It’s the worst combination of professional athlete syndrome and child actor syndrome.

If you’re one of the people saying “but by that age these athletes are past their prime.”

If completing puberty put an athlete past her prime, that’s not a sport, thats pedobait.

No more kids at the Olympics.

You must be at the age of maturity to compete.