Month: June 2022

Meal delivery app helps you get f*cked in the ass

We all died in 2020 and this is hell.

 

A food delivery app is here to help you eat so you can nice clean suits so that it’s less messy when ANOTHER MAN FUCKS YOU IN THE ASSHOLE!!!

That is the level of allyship that Postmates (which is owned by Uber) strives to.

I don’t use Postmates but will they call me a homophobe if I have hot wings and jalapeño poppers delivered?

How do they outdo this level of allyship for Pride 2023.

I guess they will bring you a buttsex friendly menu and have the driver fluff the top.

Dear God, send the fire and brimstone, San Francisco deserves it.

The Left is into their shoe fetish again

The Left has a shoe fetish.

Back when Wendy Davis was filibustering for abortions in Texas, the internet made the pink running shoes she wore a symbol of resistance and Leftist women everywhere bought them.

The new one is green Converse Allstars.

Maite Rodriguez was wearing a pair of green Converse Allstars when she was killed in Uvalde.

Matthew McConaughey said that they were the only way her parents could identify her body, because her green shoes had a hand drawn heart on the toe.

 

Later, McConaughey’s wife was seen wearing those shoes.

 

If you’re wondering why she’s wearing crime scene evidence or why the shoes are so clean, it’s because they are actually new shoes with a new heart drawn on as a prop.

It’s horribly tragic that Maite was killed, but the story about how her shoes were the only way her parents could identify her body is improbable bullshit.

But green Converse Allstars are the new thing.

 

 

 

And it goes on…

I guess orange is out and green shoes are in.

We are going to be bombarded with this new symbol because never let a tragedy go to waste.

Where Matthew McConaughey lost all credibility.

Listen, I get that a Hollywood Dancing Monkey was brought to prance around the White House and ask for Gun Control. It is S.O.P. seen before and will be seen again.

But where Matthew McConaughey screwed the pooch was in his sepulchral silence against the Uvalde cops. He is from the damned town and does not even say “They fucked up, they need to go”?

And also, would have been nice for him to forcefully demand to harden our schools, made weak by the Gun Free Schools act supported by the Senator Joe Biden. He did not do it either.

He went for the easy, pre-programmed script like a good dancing Monkey.

One day the truth will come out and then it will be ugly

Healthy young people are dying suddenly and unexpectedly from a mysterious syndrome – as doctors seek answers through a new national register

People aged under 40 are being urged to have their hearts checked because they may potentially be at risk of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome.

SADS is an ‘umbrella term to describe unexpected deaths in young people’, said The Royal Australian College of General Practitioners, most commonly occurring in people under 40 years of age.

Dr Paratz said that from a public health perspective, combating SADS was ‘not as easy as everyone in Australia getting genetically screened’ as scientists were still not 100 per cent clear on ‘what genes cause this’.

I can think of something that happened recently to lots of young people.

Something that has a side effect of blood clots, carditis, and other heart related complications.

I believe that one day the truth will come out.

Anything that is this much of an aberration and is happening all over the world can’t be covered up forever.

And I believe that when this truth does come out the results will be ugly.

Perhaps that’s why they are so interested in disarming all of us now.