Meal delivery app helps you get f*cked in the ass
We all died in 2020 and this is hell.
You shouldn’t miss a good meal for a good time. That’s why this Pride, we’ve teamed up with @DrEvanGoldstein and @smartthrob to create the world’s first Bottom-Friendly Menu (yup, it’s real). #EatWithPride pic.twitter.com/03Fm8YJlAP
— @postmates (@Postmates) June 9, 2022
Exactly. We’re tired of heterosexual sex being the main focus of sexual education. Homosexual sex, specifically bottoming, is all too often omitted and stigmatized. Not this year. Happy Pride!
— @postmates (@Postmates) June 9, 2022
A food delivery app is here to help you eat so you can nice clean suits so that it’s less messy when ANOTHER MAN FUCKS YOU IN THE ASSHOLE!!!
That is the level of allyship that Postmates (which is owned by Uber) strives to.
I don’t use Postmates but will they call me a homophobe if I have hot wings and jalapeño poppers delivered?
How do they outdo this level of allyship for Pride 2023.
I guess they will bring you a buttsex friendly menu and have the driver fluff the top.
Dear God, send the fire and brimstone, San Francisco deserves it.