Florida man has been arrested after he spat on a man and slapped his “Make American Great Again” (MAGA) hat, according to police.

Matthias Ajple, 43, approached MAGA hat-wearing Robert Youngblood, 67, at a restaurant in the city of Vero Beach on Friday evening, according to an arrest affidavit.
Youngblood told an Indian River County Sheriff’s Office deputy he was sitting at the bar of Hurricane Grill on 943 15th Place with two friends, when Ajple walked over and said: “You should go back to Russia you f*cking communist.”

Ajple then slapped the brill of Youngblood’s hat, before leaning over a gate and spitting on him, the victim claimed. The suspect then left the scene.

Florida Man Arrested after Allegedly Spitting on a Man and Slapping His MAGA Hat: ‘I Don’t Even Care I’m Going to Jail’
Wait, it gets worse:

The manager of Hurricane Grill released the surveillance video footage of the incident. The video “clearly shows” Ajple “slapping the brill of Youngblood’s hat and leaning over the gate to spit on him,” the affidavit states.

And you know when you say “You have the right to remain silent”? Use it.

In apparent reference to Youngblood, who is 67-years-old, he also said: “I don’t even care that I’m going to jail, this is actually exciting, plus I have more time on this earth than he does anyway, he probably feels so good about himself.”

And now, for the really bad news:

Indian River County Jail documents show Ajple, an engineer, was charged with battery, with his bond set at $500.

The asshole TDS sufferer thinks he is gonna get a slap on the wrist with a fine, maybe community service if he is first time offender. Then he will go and celebrate with his woke buddies the triumph. I mean, simple battery is a plain old misdemeanor, right?

Welcome to the Sunshine State where you don’t touch the elderly.

Florida Statutes
784.08 Assault or battery on persons 65 years of age or older; reclassification of offenses; minimum sentence.—

(2) Whenever a person is charged with committing an assault or aggravated assault or a battery or aggravated battery upon a person 65 years of age or older, regardless of whether he or she knows or has reason to know the age of the victim, the offense for which the person is charged shall be reclassified as follows:
(c) In the case of battery, from a misdemeanor of the first degree to a felony of the third degree.

Welcome to 5 years in prison enjoying free amateur rectal exams and $5,000 fine plus whatever costs you will incur in lawyer’s fees.

I hope the judge does not go pussy in this moron.


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By Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

6 thoughts on “A case of TDS that will get very expensive.”
  1. “Welcome to 5 years in prison enjoying free amateur rectal exams and $5,000 fine plus whatever costs you will incur in lawyer’s fees.”

    [Nelson Muntz] Ha ha! [/Nelson Muntz]

  2. The judge will probably pussy out and reduce it to a small fine, or dismiss it altogether. After all, the attacker felt threatened by the obviously racist, bigoted display of hate on this awful old man’s hat.

    On the other hand, if I so much as bumped into a liberal wearing a feel the bern hat, I am sure the full force of law would be felt.

    Another note.

    This jackhole’s parents should be charged for a crime as well. Hopefully, I do not need to explain why.

  3. Here’s another one…

    The twitter comments are very interesting. For some reason, people are happy an innocent man got punched for no reason other than he was wearing a Trump costume. That guy could be someone who abhors Trump, but the liberals cannot distinguish between Trump the individual and Trump a Halloween costume.

    And… they think conservatives are stupid?

  4. Looks like the upgraded charges weren’t pressed, despite Ajple expressing ageist comments to police while being taken into custody. $300 in restitution and 90 days in jail.

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