The Smithsonian National Portrait Gallery has unveiled the official portraits of the former President and First Lady.
Barack Obama
Michelle Obama
The United States Handicapper General, Ms. Diana Moon Glampers, would like to remind you that Barack and Michelle Obama are beautiful, that Barack Obama was a great president, and the artists tried their very best.
Failure to acknowledge that is in violation of the 211th, 212th, and 213th Amendments to the Constitution, and will be dealt with swiftly and harshly by the agents of the Handicapper General’s office.
Thank you and goodnight.
They didn’t get the poison ivy quite right…
Moochelle looks like a guy in drag.