1. “Oh, good. My shipment from Lucky Gunner just arrived. That means I can replace these.”

   “These what?”

   Chambers a round.

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2. “can we talk about Jesus? Do you have a minute? No, this rifle is *not* heavy, why do you ask?”

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3. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

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4. TDW-Mark II LOL’d at the video: both the rifle inspired “come to salvation” moment, as well as his accomplice’s beating feet.

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5. An acceptable response to porch piracy, swivel guns loaded with chain and cannister at their own vessel is also an option.

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6. When law enforcement fails, well, people will find solutions for themselves.

   Unfortunately in some jurisdictions the resident would be the one brought up on charges in this situation. Do your research and act accordingly.

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7. Pucker factor 11. ROFL!

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8. Great! We need more of this.

   We also need a lot less video records of this. I would destroy the recording rather than post it.

   I hate to say it, but you should know which neighbors have surveillance systems and how much of your property is covered by it. Act accordingly.

   Last thing anyone needs is a whiny criminal coddling DA making their life Hell. Just ask the couple in Saint Louis.

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