Maybe some enterprising soul would like to take this idea to the next level. Using metallic paint, have undershirts printed like this for the back scatter non-invasive scanner :
Wear it under your regular shirt and wait to see the faces of the TSA people when the message appears on their screens.
Flatus:Foul wind
Usus: To use, usage.
Teneus: To Hold
Securus: Free, secure
Animus: Willpower, Courage
<evil laugh>
That’s freaking awesome.
911R