Let’s begin.

With the elections coming in a couple of weeks and by the crap I have read in Social Media, if you don’t vote Democrat, I am supposed to take over my zip code and start scalping transgender babies or some shit like that.
Who knew?

Apropos of nothing.

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That moment when you see the new hire and you know the last job was with a crew wearing a yellow vest picking garbage from the side of the road being followed by a sheriff’s car.

It never ceases to amaze me how people resent you do a good job. I believe that being mediocre takes more effort than doing things the right way the first time around.

I may be crazy for thinking this way, I guess.

No. Just because you are in Nashville and have an instrument, you are not necessarily a good player who should have a recording contract. In fact, you could scare rats and other vermin the way you play that thing.

Truly Nolan is hiring.

And the last one for today: Life imitates memes.